I have a fever and diarrhea. It's less fun than you'd think.

[u am snookems]

UGH.

[u am snookems]

On the plus side, now I'm afraid I have HIV.

[The_John]

stop teh butt secks

[-Fifty50-]

That second picture is very moving

[T!M]

http://thisisthecrosby.blogspot.com/...e-huuuuat.html

this song about it might help

[Turnip Head]

You should try having a healthy diet mr. Kraft.


PS:

Film yourself diarrhea-ing onto some chick. Post it. Become internet famous.

[be-famous]

Then would I be...

[PA]

That second picture is very moving

[CommonSense01]

This is why we bathe. So shit like this doesn't happen. Also I've come to the conclusion that I cannot get a fever. Every time in my life I've ever felt like I've had one it's been 98.6.

[Red Rider]

Yeah I hate it when I feel like I'm burning up and I'm not.

[be-famous]

This is why we bathe. So shit like this doesn't happen. Also I've come to the conclusion that I cannot get a fever. Every time in my life I've ever felt like I've had one it's been 98.6.

No it's not! And my partner's cat wanted out the window while it was raining a few nights ago, then she got mad at me for closing the window in case Cat wanted back in, so I slept next to a cold, open window.

[be-famous]

It's also worth nothing this is the first time I've been sick since 2008.

[CommonSense01]

This is why we bathe. So shit like this doesn't happen. Also I've come to the conclusion that I cannot get a fever. Every time in my life I've ever felt like I've had one it's been 98.6.

No it's not! And my partner's cat wanted out the window while it was raining a few nights ago, then she got mad at me for closing the window in case Cat wanted back in, so I slept next to a cold, open window.

Partner? You mean your bitch?

[cminor]

That second picture is very moving

moving my bowels.

[be-famous]

This is why we bathe. So shit like this doesn't happen. Also I've come to the conclusion that I cannot get a fever. Every time in my life I've ever felt like I've had one it's been 98.6.

No it's not! And my partner's cat wanted out the window while it was raining a few nights ago, then she got mad at me for closing the window in case Cat wanted back in, so I slept next to a cold, open window.

Partner? You mean your bitch?

I do not, actually!

[CommonSense01]

This is why we bathe. So shit like this doesn't happen. Also I've come to the conclusion that I cannot get a fever. Every time in my life I've ever felt like I've had one it's been 98.6.

No it's not! And my partner's cat wanted out the window while it was raining a few nights ago, then she got mad at me for closing the window in case Cat wanted back in, so I slept next to a cold, open window.

Partner? You mean your bitch?

I do not, actually!

Get your gender neutral, ambiguous terms out of here. Proper descriptive nouns only please.

[be-famous]

I WON'T DO IT

[smirnus]

Maybe you got the flu.

[be-famous]

I've got the flu like Wilbur Wright.

[micros]

UGH.

I got a fever also. 101.6. Just got back from the ER and found out I got Pneumonia when I thought I had the flu or swine.

You should probably hit up the ER man. It could be something serious to a degree. Also, Pneumonia is starting to pop up everywhere and you need antibiotics to get over it or your lungs are fucked.

You can't smoke or leave your bed for a week to get over pneumonia.