i hate when i meet a girl thats not down with my d.
i always ask if i can try to make them straight, but it never works out.
i hate when i meet a girl thats not down with my d.
i always ask if i can try to make them straight, but it never works out.
hahahahahahaOriginally Posted by bilbo baggins
those chicks from Tatu, but they aren't really lesbians. So this post doesn't make sense, and should be disregarded.
Disregard it.
Now.
All lesbians are gross.
I've never met a lesbian that I got on with, they've all been dickheads.
should i post her pic?
All real lesbians are ugly as fuck.
If you meet a hot lesbian, chances are she takes dick on the down low.
The blonde one from arrested development.
Originally Posted by BMV
this is true, a buddy of mine slammed her like 2 years ago.
Originally Posted by Chris Fortune
SLAMber
dude,wtf? "can i change you??' is the oldest line in the book.lesbians rock.i personally would like to be just lucky enough to ask if i can watch her and her friend just make out.that would be sick.cause theyll probrabbly get off on the fact that you aint trying to fuck them and just let you fuck anyway.
Yeah dude!Originally Posted by Johnone1
Don't show interest in fucking them because they won't fuck you.
But they'll be so turned on by the fact that you aren't trying to fuck them, that they will fuck you.
You're a genius.
yes!Originally Posted by BMV
Portia da rossi for the win! She's married to Ellen.Originally Posted by cashberry
Originally Posted by bilbo baggins
so you make out with guys... :P
first thing that came to mind, too bad shes fucking ellen degeneresOriginally Posted by cashberry
edit: beat me to it, haha
a girl thats not down with my d.
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