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    Default girls you wish weren't lesbian...

    i hate when i meet a girl thats not down with my d.


    i always ask if i can try to make them straight, but it never works out.

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    Default Re: girls you wish weren't lesbian...

    Quote Originally Posted by bilbo baggins
    i hate when i meet a girl thats not down with my d.

    i always ask if i can try to make them straight, but it never works out.
    hahahahahaha

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    those chicks from Tatu, but they aren't really lesbians. So this post doesn't make sense, and should be disregarded.

    Disregard it.

    Now.

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    All lesbians are gross.

    I've never met a lesbian that I got on with, they've all been dickheads.

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    should i post her pic?

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    All real lesbians are ugly as fuck.

    If you meet a hot lesbian, chances are she takes dick on the down low.

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    The blonde one from arrested development.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BMV
    All real lesbians are ugly as fuck.

    If you meet a hot lesbian, chances are she takes dick on the down low.

    this is true, a buddy of mine slammed her like 2 years ago.

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    Amber?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Fortune
    Amber?


    SLAMber

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    dude,wtf? "can i change you??' is the oldest line in the book.lesbians rock.i personally would like to be just lucky enough to ask if i can watch her and her friend just make out.that would be sick.cause theyll probrabbly get off on the fact that you aint trying to fuck them and just let you fuck anyway.

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    Post that photo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnone1
    dude,wtf? "can i change you??' is the oldest line in the book.lesbians rock.i personally would like to be just lucky enough to ask if i can watch her and her friend just make out.that would be sick.cause theyll probrabbly get off on the fact that you aint trying to fuck them and just let you fuck anyway.
    Yeah dude!

    Don't show interest in fucking them because they won't fuck you.

    But they'll be so turned on by the fact that you aren't trying to fuck them, that they will fuck you.

    You're a genius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BMV
    Quote Originally Posted by Johnone1
    dude,wtf? "can i change you??' is the oldest line in the book.lesbians rock.i personally would like to be just lucky enough to ask if i can watch her and her friend just make out.that would be sick.cause theyll probrabbly get off on the fact that you aint trying to fuck them and just let you fuck anyway.
    Yeah dude!

    But they'll be so turned on by the fact that you aren't trying to fuck them, that they will fuck you.

    You're a genius.
    yes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cashberry
    The blonde one from arrested development.
    Portia da rossi for the win! She's married to Ellen.

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    Default Re: girls you wish weren't lesbian...

    Quote Originally Posted by bilbo baggins
    i hate when i meet a girl thats not down with my d.


    i always ask if i can try to make them straight, but it never works out.

    so you make out with guys... :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by cashberry
    The blonde one from arrested development.
    first thing that came to mind, too bad shes fucking ellen degeneres



    edit: beat me to it, haha

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    a girl thats not down with my d.

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    your sister. o w8. she's down with my d

    photo by cooper k.

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    Tegan and Sara

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