Here's a little story that may amuse Be-Mag for a minute or two.
Now, most of you that have met me know that I am calm and don't really bother anybody. But, I was skating in Paramount, CA yesterday with about 5 other skaters in a park of about 80 skateboarders. We were skating this little drop ledge to warm up and some 18 year old skateboarder snakes in an attempts a pathetic Ollie onto the ledge. He was one of those that seems to try tricks to hard for his skill level but we let him go multiple times while watching him fail over and over. After a few more failed attempts he takes my boys sneakers which were on the side of the ledge and just tossed them to the side as if it were the reason that he didn't land his trick. So, the idiot makes a mistake and cuts in front of me in line for the ledge. So......
I tap my boy and say loud "Arent those your sneakers tossed around right there?" And he says "What the fuck? Who touched my sneakers?" Since the kid was next to me I said loudly "This punk right here". My boy is pretty pissed but rolls and puts his sneakers back near the ledge. So I shout to him. "Next time put a bomb in it so the next time a bitch ass touches them, he gets his hands blown off then his ass whipped". Needless to say that kid skated away and we had the ledges to ourselves for the rest of our time there. The look on his face was priceless. I guess he thought he had rule of the park since we were outnumbered.
Lesson learned.......Even LB gets mad at times