Goin out for a round of bar (pub) golf tonight

**kmediavideo** · 22.01.2010, 19:35

Anybody done this before? This is the second time we're doing it. Rules are as follows (as written by my friend).

9 Holes=9 Bars. Golf course appropriate outfits are a must. Those not meeting the dress code will be relentlessly heckled and possibly removed from competition. Pace of play will be the responsibility of every participant, but will be estimated at 20 minutes per bar. Those egregiously slowing the pace will be warned and may receive a stroke penalty for excessive buzzkilling.

There will be two caddy breaks to be used at the discretion of each golfer. During which, golfers may consume water, but not as a substitute for their hole attempt. Any other use of H2o, or bar golf steroids, will result in a water hazard and a two stroke penalty.

The scoring convention will remain the same as last event, based on every hole being a par 4. Below are general guidelines. Hole attempts that fall outside the parameters below will be scored by general group consensus:

Par: One shot or one PINT of beer or a well mixed drink.
Birdie: Two of the par-approved drinks, a bottle of beer may substitute for a pint, or White Russians.
Eagle: Depth-charge drinks (Car bombs, LeBron James' depending on the bar), three of the par-approved drinks, tall Long Island Ice Teas.
Hole in One: An eagle-approved drink combined with a Birdie-approved drink, getting slapped by a member of the opposite sex in front of the group, or causing excessive debauchery to the point of illegality, drinking a stupid amount of alcohol in one hole to the point.

And in the event that nobody cares, here's an ass.

**Rotgut** · 22.01.2010, 19:39

9 different bars of that behavior? Fuck, have fun puking. If you make it my hat is off to you.

**adam samurai | PHC** · 22.01.2010, 19:41

what's a leborn james?

nb · 22.01.2010, 19:41

Fucking PUB golf...

Some kid about a month ago did that from my old schools annual pub golf and had to have his stomach pumped

***Bazodazo*** · 22.01.2010, 19:42

Originally Posted by nb

Fucking PUB golf...

**adam samurai | PHC** · 22.01.2010, 19:42

Originally Posted by Rotgut

9 different bars of that behavior? Fuck, have fun puking. If you make it my hat is off to you.

par wouldn't be that tough to accomplish, hence why they call that par.

**Rotgut** · 22.01.2010, 19:44

Originally Posted by adam samurai | PHC

Originally Posted by Rotgut

9 different bars of that behavior? Fuck, have fun puking. If you make it my hat is off to you.

par wouldn't be that tough to accomplish, hence why they call that par.

Pace of play will be the responsibility of every participant, but will be estimated at 20 minutes per bar

Take 9 shots within 20 minutes of each other.

**kmediavideo** · 22.01.2010, 19:47

Originally Posted by Rotgut

Originally Posted by adam samurai | PHC

Originally Posted by Rotgut

9 different bars of that behavior? Fuck, have fun puking. If you make it my hat is off to you.

par wouldn't be that tough to accomplish, hence why they call that par.

Pace of play will be the responsibility of every participant, but will be estimated at 20 minutes per bar

Take 9 shots within 20 minutes of each other.

Yea chances are once we start getting drunk it'll be longer between bars. I have no intentions on winning, just finishing under par. My goal is 4-under which I don't think will be difficult.

**rollerblazed** · 22.01.2010, 19:51

bar golf sounds like a pub crawl but with rules. last pub crawl i did was 5 bars, and we each got like 2 free magic hats from the host at every bar, so plus whatever drinks we got ontop of that meant cheap cheap drunk drunk. i'd be down for bar golf sometime, i just don't know anywhere with 9 bars that close, i'm sure i'm just not digging deep enough into my bar directory though.

**chrisbreezyyy** · 22.01.2010, 19:53

who's gonna be the happy gilmore of the tour?

**kmediavideo** · 23.01.2010, 10:39

Half of my (unofficial) scorecard made it back. According to the official scorecard I shot a 6 under par (30). I don't really remember the last two bars, but i do remember trying to throw up after hole number 7 but a group of people walked by so I stopped myself. I don't think I actually threw up last night.
And i took a nice slap in the face at hole number 5. Girl comes over asks what we're doing, I start explaining the rules nicely, and then flipped it on a dime to asshole mode. (She wasn't too hot, so it wasn't worth the DNF). A nice slap across the face for the hole in one.