Best thing ever on VIBRALUX SITE.

[Stefan B.]

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[PA]

Fuck this is so stupid that I seriously don't know what to think of it

First of all this is a truly demonstrates how retarded and unprofessional our "industry" is when one of our biggest brands indirectly participate in the hate campaign towards the winterclash/ euro skater, French in particular. It makes feel ashamed that I'm wearing VX pants while reading it, now all I want to do is go out in the backyard and set them on fire right now (even though I won't do it since they're so comfortable).

I know hatred may not be VX official standpoint and it may just be a not though through decision to post it on the site, but come on, hating on the biggest and most international contest we have illustrates the mindset that will forever leave us in the gutter.

This US vs the rest of the world is getting out of hand. Every comp where someone outside the US wins a shitload of roller becomes defensive and start blaming on different aspects. There is absolutely no denying a very apparent favoritism that give some "top" professionals positive handicap in the contests. Often it seems like when an "rest of the world" skaters wins, there was no doubt whatsoever that he or she was the best.

I've been here so long that I know that I'm gonna get a bunch of arrows, "fag", crybaby, eurofag, but I don't expect any more or deeper respond either.
If bald Nate would have posted this himself, fine, but it is really sad when one of the biggest brands publishes it on their website with the notion of it being "cool".

, eurofag!

[Kent]

yeah, and crybaby!!!

[Kent]

also: "fag"

[Quark]

FUCK EUROFAGS

[mr_cfy]

Fuck this is so stupid that I seriously don't know what to think of it

First of all this is a truly demonstrates how retarded and unprofessional our "industry" is when one of our biggest brands indirectly participate in the hate campaign towards the winterclash/ euro skater, French in particular. It makes feel ashamed that I'm wearing VX pants while reading it, now all I want to do is go out in the backyard and set them on fire right now (even though I won't do it since they're so comfortable).

I know hatred may not be VX official standpoint and it may just be a not though through decision to post it on the site, but come on, hating on the biggest and most international contest we have illustrates the mindset that will forever leave us in the gutter.

This US vs the rest of the world is getting out of hand. Every comp where someone outside the US wins a shitload of roller becomes defensive and start blaming on different aspects. There is absolutely no denying a very apparent favoritism that give some "top" professionals positive handicap in the contests. Often it seems like when an "rest of the world" skaters wins, there was no doubt whatsoever that he or she was the best.

I've been here so long that I know that I'm gonna get a bunch of arrows, "fag", crybaby, eurofag, but I don't expect any more or deeper respond either.
If bald Nate would have posted this himself, fine, but it is really sad when one of the biggest brands publishes it on their website with the notion of it being "cool".

+1

Joke or not a joke, whatever.
That's another example of elitist douchebaggery. First you complain about pros not getting enough money and then you hate on supporters.
VX appears to be the only company which had enough ignorance and stupidity to do that, lost much respect really, next time a dude from here pirates your video i won't do anything.

[jesus]

Please understand WHAT Vibralux is and WHAT we stand for. We stand for being the most professional light-hearted, fuck you poke fun company in Rollerblading. If you can't understand WHY we would post something like this then you don't understand the underlying policy of Vibralux. Chauncey LeRock jeans, The first online video making fun of Lakaii, everything we do is a slap in the face to people who take themselves too seriously. We love Jojo and what he is doing and the passion for the contest and rollerblading. We understand WHY the people won who did, Cudot ripped that shit a new one. However, Nate got to the cruz of how our riders skate and feel. It isn't like all the USA rollerbladers were wearing matching USA track jackets between heats.

Lighten up and don't take Vibralux so seriously, we sure don't. We are a bunch of friends that happen to rollerblade a little bit different then some people. Don't think of it as an elitist attitude, it is just us having a little bit of fun with something we have all been doing for 14 years. See you at Bittercold, I will be the one fielding questions about our future.

[jesus]

So i just reread that whole thing and the only thing in it that wasn't a fact was that coco and fallon made out. Why can anybody be upset that someone utilized what was put out by Winterclash and Be-mag. How would YOU fill this out. We will now be fielding submissions and the best and most original will win a free pair of "too comfortable to burn in my backyard" Vibralux jeans. Contest ends Sunday at midnight, jeans ship after the poles close on Monday night. One entry per person. Include your address and name in the email as well as your size. Check availability of styles and sizes at http://straightjacket.bigcartel.com/

USA only please....




















hahahahahaha psych, everyone can compete.

adam@youhatetoloveit.com

[formerly galenaskater]

Please understand WHAT Vibralux is and WHAT we stand for. We stand for being the most professional light-hearted, fuck you poke fun company in Rollerblading. If you can't understand WHY we would post something like this then you don't understand the underlying policy of Vibralux. Chauncey LeRock jeans, The first online video making fun of Lakaii, everything we do is a slap in the face to people who take themselves too seriously. We love Jojo and what he is doing and the passion for the contest and rollerblading. We understand WHY the people won who did, Cudot ripped that shit a new one. However, Nate got to the cruz of how our riders skate and feel. It isn't like all the USA rollerbladers were wearing matching USA track jackets between heats.

Lighten up and don't take Vibralux so seriously, we sure don't. We are a bunch of friends that happen to rollerblade a little bit different then some people. Don't think of it as an elitist attitude, it is just us having a little bit of fun with something we have all been doing for 14 years. See you at Bittercold, I will be the one fielding questions about our future.

I say the future is ours if you can count suckerssssssssss

<3

[mr_cfy]

"too comfortable to burn in my backyard" Vibralux jeans

[Freddy White]

Now, dont get me wrong, I understand this is a joke and all that, but as Jojo is going through some hard times maybe you guys could have made some better jokes until we can take this one more light-heartedly...

Like the kids that follow everything that Alex does and wears like it was a cult for instance, because there's some serious fun to have there. Too bad those kids are also the ones purchasing "these too good looking on Alex's butt" Vibralux jeans.

Until these kids grow up and learn how to not take themselves too seriously, I guess we'll all keep on bashing French comp skaters instead.

[jonathan]

I heard in franch, they don't call it french fries there.

[jesus]

Now, dont get me wrong, I understand this is a joke and all that, but as Jojo is going through some hard times maybe you guys could have made some better jokes until we can take this one more light-heartedly...

Like the kids that follow everything that Alex does and wears like it was a cult for instance, because there's some serious fun to have there. Too bad those kids are also the ones purchasing "these too good looking on Alex's butt" Vibralux jeans.

Until these kids grow up and learn how to not take themselves too seriously, I guess we'll all keep on bashing French comp skaters instead.

Freddy, Alex and I fully understand that kids who follow our company, him, and the rest of the riders ARE a cult following, and that cult following knows that stuff like this is a joke. When this was sent to us we had a good laugh and figured other people would too. I've said it once and will say it again, this isn't a slap in the face to Jojo, or to the hundreds that worked the event to bring us awesome skating. This is about the idea of actually filling out a ridiculous blank ad lib that actually SETS UP funny shit like this to happen. If names weren't meant to be named in these categories there wouldn't be sentences about people not skating, people drinking too much, and people puking.

[glocknineteen]

ad lib in french means "butthurt"

[jonathan]

How many jokes are there about the French?
One, the rest are true

[Alex Coe]

We at Vibralux understand your concerns and will field them in a professional manner but as it is we stand by our official motto "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." This press conference is over.