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    Default North Korea torpedoed the Lousianna oil rig....

    Thoughts (about the story)?

    Keep in mind that SWAT was sent in to protect all of the other rigs in the area though you would expect engineers to have gone in to figure out what happened. It's been several, several days and only what is going on but not what happened. There are ridiculous amounts of technology that signals when anything is even remotely going haywire and out of it's perimeters. I was listening to an interview with some of the crew and they were explaining this and that there was not a single thing going wrong or even the least bit abnormal before the explosion. Sounds a little fishy.

    European Untion Times


    http://www.eutimes.net/2010/05/us-or...exico-oil-rig/

    European Union Times
    April 30th, 2010
    Pat Dollard


    Kremlin Report:
    Says North Korea Torpedoed Louisiana Oil Rig,
    Obama Orders Media Blackout


    A grim report circulating in the Kremlin today written by Russia's Northern Fleet is reporting that the United States has ordered a complete media blackout over North Korea's torpedoing of the giant Deepwater Horizon oil platform owned by the World's largest offshore drilling contractor Transocean that was built and financed by South Korea's Hyundai Heavy Industries Co. Ltd., that has caused great loss of life, untold billions in economic damage to the South Korean economy, and an environmental catastrophe to the United States.

    Most important to understand about this latest attack by North Korea against its South Korean enemy is that under the existing laws of war it was a permissible action as they remain in a state of war against each other due to South Korea's refusal to sign the 1953 Armistice ending the Korean War.

    To the attack itself, these reports continue, the North Korean cargo vessel Dai Hong Dan believed to be staffed by 17th Sniper Corps suicide troops left Cuba's Empresa Terminales Mambisas de La Habana (Port of Havana) on April 18th whereupon it severely deviated from its intended course for Venezuela's Puerto Cabello bringing it to within 209 kilometers (130 miles) of the Deepwater Horizon oil platform which was located 80 kilometers (50 miles) off the coast of the US State of Louisiana where it launched an SSC Sang-o Class Mini Submarine (Yugo class) estimated to have an operational range of 321 kilometers (200 miles).

    On the night of April 20th the North Korean Mini Submarine manned by these suicidal 17th Sniper Corps soldiers attacked the Deepwater Horizon with what are believed to be 2 incendiary torpedoes causing a massive explosion and resulting in 11 workers on this giant oil rig being killed outright. Barely 48 hours later, on April 22nd , this North Korean Mini Submarine committed its final atrocity by exploding itself directly beneath the Deepwater Horizon causing this $1 Billion oil rig to sink beneath the seas and marking 2010's celebration of Earth Day with one of the largest environmental catastrophes our World has ever seen.

    To the reason for North Korea attacking the Deepwater Horizon, these reports say, was to present US President Obama with an impossible dilemma prior to the opening of the United Nations Review Conference of the Parties to the Treat on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons (NPT) set to begin May 3rd in New York.

    This impossible dilemma facing Obama is indeed real as the decision he is faced with is either to allow the continuation of this massive oil leak catastrophe to continue for months, or immediately stop it by the only known and proven means possible, the detonation of a thermonuclear device.

    Russian Navy atomic experts in these reports state that should Obama choose the nuclear option the most viable weapon at his disposal is the United States B83 (Mk-83) strategic thermonuclear bomb having a variable yield (Low Kiloton Range to 1,200 Kilotons) which with its 12 foot length and 18 inch diameter, and weighing just over 2,400 pounds, is readily able to be deployed and detonated by a remote controlled mini-sub.

    Should Obama choose the nuclear option it appears that he would be supported by the International Court of Justice who on July 8, 1996 issued an advisory opinion on the use of nuclear weapons stating that they could not conclude definitively on these weapons use in extreme circumstances or self defense.

    On the other hand, if Obama chooses the nuclear option it would leave the UN's nuclear conference in shambles with every Nation in the World having oil rigs off their coasts demanding an equal right to atomic weapons to protect their environment from catastrophes too, including Iran.

    To whatever decision Obama makes it remains a fact that with each passing hour this environmental catastrophe grows worse. And even though Obama has ordered military SWAT teams to protect other oil rigs in the Gulf of Mexico from any further attack, and further ordered that all drilling in the Gulf of Mexico be immediately stopped, this massive oil spill has already reached the shores of America and with high waves and more bad weather forecast the likelihood of it being stopped from destroying thousands of miles of US coastland and wildlife appears unstoppable.

    And not just to the environmental catastrophe that is unfolding the only devastation to be wrecked upon the United States and South Korea by this North Korean attack as the economic liabilities associated with this disaster are estimated by these Russian reports to be between $500 Billion to $1.5 Trillion, and which only a declaration of this disaster being an act of war would free some the World's largest corporations from bankruptcy.

    Important to note too in all of these events was that this was the second attack by North Korea on its South Korean enemy, and US ally, in a month as we had reported on in our March 28th report titled Obama Orders Immediate Stand-down After Deadly North Korean Attack and which to date neither the Americans or South Korea have retaliated for and giving one senior North Korean party leader the courage to openly state that the North Korean military took gratifying revenge on South Korea.


    And for those believing that things couldn't get worse, they couldn't be more mistaken as new reports coming from Japanese military sources are stating that North Korea is preparing for new launches of its 1,300 kilometer (807 miles) intermediate range ballistic Rodong missile which Russian Space Forces experts state is able to deploy and detonate an atomic electromagnetic pulse (EMP) device, and which if detonated high in the atmosphere could effectively destroy the American economy for years, if not decades, to come.

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    bullshit.

    http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0504/rus...lf-oil-geyser/

    The same writer claims that the US had an earthquake machine test in Haiti...

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    I wonder how hyundai car sales will be this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bakerized View Post
    I wonder how hyundai car sales will be this year.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyundai_Motor_Company

    Headquartered in Seoul, South Korea, Hyundai operates the world’s largest integrated automobile manufacturing facility in Ulsan, which is capable of producing 1.6 million units annually
    Retard

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    north korea would never do that unless they thought they could take on the united states...

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    unsubstantiated trash, masquerading as news. i especially loved the parts about the mini submarine suicide squad, somehow fixing the leak with a nuke, and the threat of atmospheric emp's.

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    good troll. i always had my doubts. well played, sir.

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    I loved that part where the asians were there. in their cute submarines. possibly practicing ping pong.

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    Submarines caused 9/11

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryanmatthewdaily View Post
    Submarines caused 9/11
    :LOL:

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    kimchi chigae?

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    I'm down for conspiracies that make sense,
    but I don't know about this one... -|

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    Biggest load of shit I've seen in a while.

    Obama has two options, set of a nuke or let oil ravage an ecosystem.

    Get the fuck out of here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howboutcha C'mon View Post
    Obama has two options, set of a nuke or let oil ravage an ecosystem.
    this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin K View Post
    Thoughts?
    I can see why you're requesting donations.

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    Here's the kernel of truth the ridiculousness stems from.
    http://trueslant.com/juliaioffe/2010...ke-that-slick/
    Apparently nuking the ground is a previously successful method of closing these things up.
    I'm more likely to believe this is just the result of some ridiculously unfortunate human error. They were doing cement work on the rig the day of the explosion. This could have just been the result of lazy/faulty work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoSure View Post
    This could have just been the result of lazy/faulty work.
    Which raises the illegal immigration question once again

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    Im betting it was a U-boat!

    Ze germans!
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    You actually believe this? They need to just ban the internet in Alabama.


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