most fucked situations you found yourself in after being blackout drunk

[Charlie Hustles]

Too much Xanax and Grey Goose. Got mad. Went outside with a butcher knife and started walking around flexing on random people (I lived in the hood). Smashed everything in the downstairs of my house, glass table, TV, lamps, etc. Got sketched and threw a bunch of shit I don't care to name in the trees behind my house. Hid thousands of dollars from myself that I did not find until a month later. Went to my friends house with all my drugs. Did most of my drugs, quarter of fishscale, a bunch of X, Vicodins, and a shitload of herb. Started to feel like I was going to die and thought a bunch of Loratabs would calm me down. Could hardly move for days. All of this was pieced together after the fact, I had no idea what had happened the next day. I'm not sure how I survived. Never again.

[chimbaktu]

It was my second day at Panama City Beach, and we decided to do breakfast shotguns. I had the ingenious idea to make my cereal with crown royal, mandarin absolut, and keystone. that set the pace for the afternoon. I remember stumbling out of the hotel room to go hit up more continental breakfast, only to run into some girls who took me back to their room where i found myself doing jager shots, smoking some black and milds, and shooting the shit with a room full of ladies. i proceeded to quickly black out, only to regain consciousness back in my hotel room 3 hours later, in the tub with the shower running and nothing but my VX jeans on....covered in sand. according to others' reports, i was picked up by hotel security while pseudo-swimming in the ocean with my jeans on.

apparently i'm a fucking ninja when i'm black out drunk cause nobody could figure out how i even got out of the room without anybody noticing.

[Gonzalo]

I've never been drunk to that extent, but one time a friend got drunk at school and passed out. None of us knew where he lived or even had a car to take him home, so we had to leave him at school. We couldn't leave him outside because it was raining and the only building that wasn't locked after hours was the anatomy dissection room. So we laid him down on one of the dissection tables surrounded by other tables with cadavers on them. I would pay good money to have seen his face when he woke up in a dark room full of dead people. He claimed the next day that he didn't freak out and just calmly walked out of there and went home, but I doubt it.

[R-MONEY$$$]

I bet your friend thought he was jesus for 3-4 days after.

[chimbaktu]

I bet your friend thought he was jesus for 3-4 days after.

i was thinking highlander.

[R-MONEY$$$]

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!

[formerly galenaskater]

I've never been drunk to that extent, but one time a friend got drunk at school and passed out. None of us knew where he lived or even had a car to take him home, so we had to leave him at school. We couldn't leave him outside because it was raining and the only building that wasn't locked after hours was the anatomy dissection room. So we laid him down on one of the dissection tables surrounded by other tables with cadavers on them. I would pay good money to have seen his face when he woke up in a dark room full of dead people. He claimed the next day that he didn't freak out and just calmly walked out of there and went home, but I doubt it.

sweet jesus that would be odd situation to wake up too.

[waitmichaelwait]

I once blacked out at the rat tail warehouse and R-Money$$$$$ gave me a ride back home, not sure how the car ride went but when I got back to my apartment I supposedly was lost in my elevator and didn't understand how to work the thing. Good times!

[Matthew Shannon]

Never blacked out drunk. Although, when I was baked once, I had an out of body experience where all I saw was pure white light around me, It felt like I was floating. Then next thing I knew the white turned to red, and It felt like I was on fire. As soon as that happened, I came back into my body and started to have a massive panic attack. the room started warping as if it was melting. Luckily I was with people that weren't as fucked up and able to drive me and my girlfriend home. I think it was laced with something.


And another time, I decided to smoke a J and play some Zelda. After I was done smoking and about 5 minutes into playing, My vision went blurry, and I felt like I was sinking into the floor. I jumped up, turned on the lights, and ran downstairs to grab a glass of water (as if that would make everything better). I called my girlfriend telling her that I was dying and needed to see her (she knew I was just freaking out so she came over to help calm me down). After I hung up I realized I needed fresh Air so I ran outside, And started breathing deeply, Then for no reason started running in circles, then puking violently for ten minutes. when I realized i was puking, i stopped myself and went into the bathroom. but it was all out by then I guess. ten minutes later I had a really nice high and finished the night with sex. laced once again.

[NathanC]

Too much Xanax and Grey Goose. Got mad. Went outside with a butcher knife and started walking around flexing on random people (I lived in the hood). Smashed everything in the downstairs of my house, glass table, TV, lamps, etc. Got sketched and threw a bunch of shit I don't care to name in the trees behind my house. Hid thousands of dollars from myself that I did not find until a month later. Went to my friends house with all my drugs. Did most of my drugs, quarter of fishscale, a bunch of X, Vicodins, and a shitload of herb. Started to feel like I was going to die and thought a bunch of Loratabs would calm me down. Could hardly move for days. All of this was pieced together after the fact, I had no idea what had happened the next day. I'm not sure how I survived. Never again.

word dude, word.


stick with the herb dude. Mixing pills with Booze never works.

[FMillest]

I woke up at Grant Hinkles house ....

[flea]

Woke up in hospital once after drinking a bottle of rum in about an hour.

Woke up outside a bakery in freezing temperatures with all my clothes ripped from climbing a huge tower.

Apparently dislocated a friends shoulder once too.

[lsd]

wasnt quite blacked out but my trashcan pissed me off and the next morning my brother found it in pieces in the front yard. i diddnt remember till he caled me saying wtf.

[Adam K]

Woke up in jail, stayed there for two months and so far seventeen months of pre-trail. FTMFL.

I wasn't blacked out at the time and I never have been but fuck being blacked out or insanely stupid drunk, shit is retarded and you will make bad decisions that will possibly hurt yourself or others in some way. Even the fun times that you survive with no incident are nothing to be proud of and looking back at those times serious consequences could of happened.

[Josh_Morrison]

Woke up in jail, stayed there for two months and so far seventeen months of pre-trail. FTMFL.

I wasn't blacked out at the time and I never have been but fuck being blacked out or insanely stupid drunk, shit is retarded and you will make bad decisions that will possibly hurt yourself or others in some way. Even the fun times that you survive with no incident are nothing to be proud of and looking back at those times serious consequences could of happened.

wurd! some times when i hear stories the next morning i think "how the fuck am i still alive"

[digitalfilmmaker]

not to mention the feeling of guilt and embarrassment they day after.

[R-MONEY$$$]

I once blacked out at the rat tail warehouse and R-Money$$$$$ gave me a ride back home, not sure how the car ride went but when I got back to my apartment I supposedly was lost in my elevator and didn't understand how to work the thing. Good times!

The car ride was fine, I was a little concerned that you might blow chuncks. But you were suprisingly well composed for someone that wasted. I remember getting you in the elevator and offering to help you get into your house, you were very insistent on the fact you were good to go, so I believed you. HAHA.



Good times

[usdrolla34]

never done anything too bad, smashed a bunch of bottles in the common room of this skanks dorm room down the hall

[K]

This happens to me quite often, not the blacking out or throwing up part but the insanely stupid drunk adventures part.

I get physically fucked up from this atleast every other time (sometimes it calls for a night in the hospital) everyone that knows me has had to deal with me in this situation before and most likely will again.


Im about adventure/ irrationalness in everyway.