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Thread: haiku contest (amall $5 prize)

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    Cool haiku contest (amall $5 prize)

    best haiku wins a $5 aggressivemall gift certificate (well, the code on it at least)

    no welching either, GO

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    Haikus are so gay

    and sometimes they don't make sense

    refridgerator.

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    An apple a day
    Will keep your doctor away
    WHERE ARE MY APPLES?!?

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    Charlie Hustles
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    SLAVES —
    Of their own design!
    Only the loss of an illusion
    FREED ME.



    Other world's sky
    And a lone speck of green
    Are my only reminders.



    Other world's sky
    And a lone speck of green
    My only reminders —
    Gone.



    Rebellion for its own sake
    Un-yielding determination prevails.



    And a little Zen poem . . .

    I used to seek the truth
    It felt as if I was chasing my own shadow
    Night fell and there was nothing to possess
    I thanked the sun for illuminating the world



    I wrote the first rough chapter of a crime novella too. Maybe I'll post it sometime.

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    a five dollar off
    voucher at the agressive mall
    thats a nice offer
    How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it'll take him 100 tries.

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    Should I post it here,
    Or is there another place,
    to enter my piece?
    Remember: "It is better to keep your [hands still] and appear stupid than to [respond] and remove all doubt."

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    5 dolla 5 dolla
    sucky sucky
    happy ending.

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    A five dollar cer
    tificate, won't cover the ship
    ing to England, bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hovis View Post
    A five dollar cer
    tificate, won't cover the ship
    ing to England, bro.
    winner

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    Quote Originally Posted by monKYbone View Post
    5 dolla 5 dolla
    sucky sucky
    happy ending.
    hahahahahahahah sucky sucky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Monica Geller View Post
    winner
    +1

    LOOOOL

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    pants pants pants pants pants
    pants pants pants pants pants pants pants
    pants pants kendama

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    Flip waterbottles
    Wear women's jeans and tall tee
    Not carnal with girls

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    a sound seeps through it
    windows frame the falling rain
    yet I am still dry

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryuu no eien View Post
    a sound seeps through it
    windows frame the falling rain
    yet I am still dry
    EMO

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    stick it in her butt
    please resubmit the format
    battle my penis
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    some of you arent doing 5-7-5's, you fuckin rebels

    brandon wins

    thanks for playing

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    Do you like fishsticks?
    Um, yes, I love fishsticks, why?
    You are a gay fish.

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    big gay mamba
    a big bag of dicks
    with big joy he ate

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    my entry--

    what in the fucking
    hell, can you get from a-mall
    for five damn dollars?

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