Who knows how to write in German here?

[salomonskater]

I need somebody to write a few lines in German, something more serious than Google Traduction as the latter would only write stuff as "Yoda Like Speak I, AND I HAVE A COCK ON MY FACE".

Thanks homies!

[icr | phc]

I've got 8 years of experience, 5 of which are at the college level. It's my secondary degree. If none of the eurofags get in here soon enough, I got ya.

[salomonskater]

Pm sent.

[Matthew Shannon]

Ach schteir litz von aughen shietza