Do not longboard [mild gore thread]

[ryanmatthewdaily]

Unless you want to lose an eyebrow.

Meet my brother, Eric:



Docs say it probably will not grow back, haha. Unsettling.

[Monday]

WAT

[sharkyROL]

Why does he have a vagina on his face?

[gRANT]

its like some disgusting 3rd eye, at least he'll have a cool scar i guess, from the look of it he didn't just fall and slide on his face, what happened?

[texas what it do]

so he hit a pole or something? the ground would have fucked more of his face up.

i skinned my arm once because i tried to roll out of a bail but i was wearing slider gloves.

[Robert1]

[ryanmatthewdaily]

I just got a brief story but I was told he had to bail off the board because he was about to collide with something and tumbled head-first also acquiring some nice roadrash on one of his hips and on his arms.

update:


He is now half chola.

[fast eddie]

...and i put my sandwich down. holy smokes, how is he smiling in the first pic? morphine?

[Muppet4Eternity]

Hahaha. Once, me and about 3 mates went down a hill, sitting down on longboards, in a line holding hands in the dark. The board I was using has shit bearings and I managed to take half the skin off my arm. I was too busy laughing to feel the pain, shits so fun.

[RoR35]

how'd u get that huge scar on ur face dude? "longboarding accident, bruv"

cooooool story bro

[ryanmatthewdaily]

[directed towards Eddie]
^and a sense of humor

[formerly galenaskater]

...and i put my sandwich down. holy smokes, how is he smiling in the first pic? morphine?

might as well laugh about it, crying/bitching about it will only make it worse.

well at least we know he's not dressing up at The Rock for halloween

[Charlie Hustles]

So much comedic gold in this thread!

[Muppet4Eternity]

Shit is sooo funny when it happens to you.

[fast eddie]

...and i put my sandwich down. holy smokes, how is he smiling in the first pic? morphine?

might as well laugh about it, crying/bitching about it will only make it worse.

of course. when i split my shin open an inch and a half wide by 5 inches tall, exposing the pale purple shin bone, i went into shock right as i got to the emergency room, due to blood loss. as i went in for the the x-ray, the tech asked what i did to my shin.

with a smile, i told her i cut it while shaving. but i hadn't had any pain meds, they only gave me a scrip for Tylenol 3s.

[formerly galenaskater]

of course. when i split my shin open an inch and a half wide by 5 inches tall, exposing the pale purple shin bone, i went into shock right as i got to the emergency room, due to blood loss. as i went in for the the x-ray, the tech asked what i did to my shin.

with a smile, i told her i cut it while shaving. but i hadn't had any pain meds, they only gave me a scrip for Tylenol 3s.

Tylenol 3s

I wish there was a way to remove rep from her

[fast eddie]

Tylenol 3s

I wish there was a way to remove rep from her

+ rep for you for the thought