I got one in about 30 minutes.
Say you have a bladder issue, can you do it next week.
How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it'll take him 100 tries.
Parents, I'm just drinking a shit ton of water in the hopes that it will be incredibly diluted.
tell them its only weed
2010 Summer edit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM15E8K3LGo
Probably just take away my right to the car and iPod.
I mean, it's just weed, not swisher sweets and black and milds or anything.
well, when you fail, tell them they are stupid for taking away your ipod. car or computer i can understand, however music is art. not so much entertainment. i guess it technically is entertainment, but not so much as tv or be-mag. taking away your ipod is like saying youre not allowed to look at a painting because youre in trouble. its just fucking stupid
and so are parents that drug test
or tell them this
if you can drink enough bleach, it will clean out your system. I know its a little tangy at first, but the end result will be worth it for everyone.
I've found that prostate stimulation helps.
The Union is a really good movie... But take as much drugs as you can and say it malfunctioned. I got caught smoking weed while on probation for burglary, parents never test me
mix 2 parts water with 1 part bleach
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Poop in the cup instead of peeing.