Best way to pass a home drug test.

[sharkbait]

I got one in about 30 minutes.

[nb]

Dont do drugs is the best way.

[Shawn Bishop]

your fucked.

[cminor]

I got one in about 30 minutes.

If you had a few days notice you should drink a shit ton of cranberry juice.

[Muppet4Eternity]

Say you have a bladder issue, can you do it next week.

[sharkbait]

Parents, I'm just drinking a shit ton of water in the hopes that it will be incredibly diluted.

[Quark]

Parents, I'm just drinking a shit ton of water in the hopes that it will be incredibly diluted.

Hahaha, your parents fucking suck, dude. Just say no, or cut yourself up and get all dramatic to get out of it.

[The_John]

tell them its only weed

[sharkbait]

Probably just take away my right to the car and iPod.

I mean, it's just weed, not swisher sweets and black and milds or anything.

[gambiacrumember]

Probably just take away my right to the car and iPod.

I mean, it's just weed, not swisher sweets and black and milds or anything.

[austin from texas]

well, when you fail, tell them they are stupid for taking away your ipod. car or computer i can understand, however music is art. not so much entertainment. i guess it technically is entertainment, but not so much as tv or be-mag. taking away your ipod is like saying youre not allowed to look at a painting because youre in trouble. its just fucking stupid

and so are parents that drug test

or tell them this

[nb]

Show them this documentary and their opinions should change somewhat.

[Crazy Tom]

if you can drink enough bleach, it will clean out your system. I know its a little tangy at first, but the end result will be worth it for everyone.

[Cameron M]

if you can drink enough bleach, it will clean out your system. I know its a little tangy at first, but the end result will be worth it for everyone.

DONT DO IT SHARKBAIT, DONT DRINK TEH BLEACHES!!!

[empw]

lol death

[u am snookems]

I've found that prostate stimulation helps.

[RyanBeehlerrr]

The Union is a really good movie... But take as much drugs as you can and say it malfunctioned. I got caught smoking weed while on probation for burglary, parents never test me

[DnEhThEnD]

mix 2 parts water with 1 part bleach

[salomonskater]

mix 2 parts water with 1 part bleach

You know that if he dies, you will actually be responsible for it and go to prison, right?

[Geoff from Fl]

Can we open a new part of this board where people post the same retarded, "fuck the system," and "How do I pass a drug test" threads?

Seriously.