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Thread: Best way to pass a home drug test.

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    Default Best way to pass a home drug test.

    I got one in about 30 minutes.

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    Dont do drugs is the best way.

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    What's the matter with drugs and face tattoos? That's pretty judgmental.

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    your fucked.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkbait View Post
    I got one in about 30 minutes.
    If you had a few days notice you should drink a shit ton of cranberry juice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie Hustles View Post
    Piss test or mouth-swab?
    Piss test.

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    Say you have a bladder issue, can you do it next week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie Hustles View Post
    Got any friends who don't do drugs that can come give you their piss real quick?
    Yes, but it has to be fresh, I tried it that way once and it didn't work. Thanks anyways, man.

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    Parents, I'm just drinking a shit ton of water in the hopes that it will be incredibly diluted.

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    tell them its only weed

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    Probably just take away my right to the car and iPod.

    I mean, it's just weed, not swisher sweets and black and milds or anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkbait View Post
    Probably just take away my right to the car and iPod.

    I mean, it's just weed, not swisher sweets and black and milds or anything.

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    well, when you fail, tell them they are stupid for taking away your ipod. car or computer i can understand, however music is art. not so much entertainment. i guess it technically is entertainment, but not so much as tv or be-mag. taking away your ipod is like saying youre not allowed to look at a painting because youre in trouble. its just fucking stupid

    and so are parents that drug test

    or tell them this


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    Show them this documentary and their opinions should change somewhat.

    Quote Originally Posted by CHARLIE HUSTLES FREED View Post
    What's the matter with drugs and face tattoos? That's pretty judgmental.

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    if you can drink enough bleach, it will clean out your system. I know its a little tangy at first, but the end result will be worth it for everyone.

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    lol death
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    I've found that prostate stimulation helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Tom View Post
    if you can drink enough bleach, it will clean out your system. I know its a little tangy at first, but the end result will be worth it for everyone.
    DONT DO IT SHARKBAIT, DONT DRINK TEH BLEACHES!!!

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    The Union is a really good movie... But take as much drugs as you can and say it malfunctioned. I got caught smoking weed while on probation for burglary, parents never test me

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    mix 2 parts water with 1 part bleach


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