Best way to pass a home drug test.

**sharkbait** · 16.07.2010, 18:22

I got one in about 30 minutes.

nb · 16.07.2010, 18:22

Dont do drugs is the best way.

**Shawn Bishop** · 16.07.2010, 18:22

your fucked.

**cminor** · 16.07.2010, 18:24

Originally Posted by sharkbait

I got one in about 30 minutes.

If you had a few days notice you should drink a shit ton of cranberry juice.

**sharkbait** · 16.07.2010, 18:25

Originally Posted by Charlie Hustles

Piss test or mouth-swab?

Piss test.

**Muppet4Eternity** · 16.07.2010, 18:28

Say you have a bladder issue, can you do it next week.

**sharkbait** · 16.07.2010, 18:30

Originally Posted by Charlie Hustles

Got any friends who don't do drugs that can come give you their piss real quick?

Yes, but it has to be fresh, I tried it that way once and it didn't work. Thanks anyways, man.

**sharkbait** · 16.07.2010, 18:39

Parents, I'm just drinking a shit ton of water in the hopes that it will be incredibly diluted.

**The_John** · 16.07.2010, 18:43

tell them its only weed

**sharkbait** · 16.07.2010, 18:45

Probably just take away my right to the car and iPod.

I mean, it's just weed, not swisher sweets and black and milds or anything.

**gambiacrumember** · 16.07.2010, 18:48

Originally Posted by sharkbait

Probably just take away my right to the car and iPod.

I mean, it's just weed, not swisher sweets and black and milds or anything.

**austin from texas** · 16.07.2010, 18:51

well, when you fail, tell them they are stupid for taking away your ipod. car or computer i can understand, however music is art. not so much entertainment. i guess it technically is entertainment, but not so much as tv or be-mag. taking away your ipod is like saying youre not allowed to look at a painting because youre in trouble. its just fucking stupid

and so are parents that drug test

or tell them this

nb · 16.07.2010, 19:04

Show them this documentary and their opinions should change somewhat.

**Crazy Tom** · 16.07.2010, 19:50

if you can drink enough bleach, it will clean out your system. I know its a little tangy at first, but the end result will be worth it for everyone.

**empw** · 16.07.2010, 20:31

lol death

**u am snookems** · 16.07.2010, 21:01

I've found that prostate stimulation helps.

**Cameron M** · 16.07.2010, 21:02

Originally Posted by Crazy Tom

if you can drink enough bleach, it will clean out your system. I know its a little tangy at first, but the end result will be worth it for everyone.

DONT DO IT SHARKBAIT, DONT DRINK TEH BLEACHES!!!

**RyanBeehlerrr** · 16.07.2010, 21:13

The Union is a really good movie... But take as much drugs as you can and say it malfunctioned. I got caught smoking weed while on probation for burglary, parents never test me