Can we open a new part of this board where people post the same retarded, "fuck the system," and "How do I pass a drug test" threads?
Nononono, listen to my advice:
I would do large amounts of drugs.
They'll think it's absurd that anyone could do that many drugs at all, and they'll let you off the hook.
WTF is wrong with you, havent you learned from watching me that drugs are bad mmmkay?
You should ask to talk to your parent(s) about drugs and have a conversation that is built on trust, instead of you constantly lying and cheating to just pass a drug test. I can see why they would be curious but having a foundation on deceit on your part and them not trusting you will not be productive. You guys should just be honest with each other. Tell them that you smoked weed and why you do. See what they have to say, learn something, etc.
but start this dialogue with a cup full of poop while saying "this is absurd, lets talk".
try the bleach yet?
dude the only way we're gonna get out of this tank is if sharkbait swims through the filtration system and puts a pebble in it so the tank gets really dirty and then the doctor will have to take us out to clean it and then we'll roll our way out of an open window and into the sydney harbor