Best way to pass a home drug test.

[salomonskater]

mix 2 parts water with 1 part bleach

You know that if he dies, you will actually be responsible for it and go to prison, right?

[Geoff from Fl]

Can we open a new part of this board where people post the same retarded, "fuck the system," and "How do I pass a drug test" threads?

Seriously.

[salomonskater]

Nononono, listen to my advice:

[RyanBeehlerrr]

[texas what it do]

kill yourself

[salomonskater]

good one but you should have taken the Insanity Wolf template, the Bachelor Frog is for a looserish lifestyle while the Insanity Wolf involves violence.

[bobgross]

I would do large amounts of drugs.
They'll think it's absurd that anyone could do that many drugs at all, and they'll let you off the hook.

[RyanBeehlerrr]

I would do large amounts of drugs.
They'll think it's absurd that anyone could do that many drugs at all, and they'll let you off the hook.

Where on earth would you get that idea

[oldskizzle]

WTF is wrong with you, havent you learned from watching me that drugs are bad mmmkay?

[DnEhThEnD]

You know that if he dies, you will actually be responsible for it and go to prison, right?

I will blame tv

[Adam K]

Poop in the cup instead of peeing.

AHAH this, seriously. Tell them that you smoke weed and explain to them the absurdity of them giving their child a drug test.

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

take a shit in the cup..... Theyll think your mentally fucked up and not bother

or wuck in it.

[Adam K]

You should ask to talk to your parent(s) about drugs and have a conversation that is built on trust, instead of you constantly lying and cheating to just pass a drug test. I can see why they would be curious but having a foundation on deceit on your part and them not trusting you will not be productive. You guys should just be honest with each other. Tell them that you smoked weed and why you do. See what they have to say, learn something, etc.

[Adam K]

but start this dialogue with a cup full of poop while saying "this is absurd, lets talk".

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

KILL YOUR PARENTS!!!!!!

Then blame it on the weed or GTA

[texas what it do]

try the bleach yet?

[empw]

but start this dialogue with a cup full of poop while saying "this is absurd, lets talk".

hell yes

[:(]

dude the only way we're gonna get out of this tank is if sharkbait swims through the filtration system and puts a pebble in it so the tank gets really dirty and then the doctor will have to take us out to clean it and then we'll roll our way out of an open window and into the sydney harbor

[Hayden.]

dude the only way we're gonna get out of this tank is if sharkbait swims through the filtration system and puts a pebble in it so the tank gets really dirty and then the doctor will have to take us out to clean it and then we'll roll our way out of an open window and into the sydney harbor

SHARKBAIT WOO HA HA!

[Quark]

Parents, I'm just drinking a shit ton of water in the hopes that it will be incredibly diluted.

Hahaha, your parents fucking suck, dude. Just say no, or cut yourself up and get all dramatic to get out of it.