Wanna hear something gross as fuck?

[oldskizzle]

So i kept smelling what i can only describe as the scent of a nursing home everywhere in my house. I began to investigate starting in the bathrooms and checking the trash and stuff. I sat down at the computer and the cushion puffed air up at me and i smelled it 10 times worse. I smelled the cushion and it was fine. I then realized that the smell was that of the b-ball shorts i sleep in/wear around the house. I have forgot to wash them for at least a month now and the sweat and leftover urine drops from my junk has formed a rather pungent aroma.

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

oh

[Matthew Shannon]

oh

/thread

[cminor]

In answer to your thread title, "Why yes I do."

To your post: That's gross, but still entertaining.

[gatsby]

i wish the internet had smell capabilities

[Quark]

sweat and leftover urine drops

Right. Just sweat and urine drops.

[gatsby]

on a somewhat related note

i am convinced that skates start to smell if a person skates with a dirty butt

my reasoning is that your butt gets ridiculously sweaty, the sweat condenses and drips down your legs and pools in your socks and your feet. of course it could be dirty socks and dirty feet as well. clean butt+ proper hydration= clean sweat. dirty butt= foul smelling sweat

remember to clean your butt before exerting yourself in skating

[likemonsters]

So i kept smelling what i can only describe as the scent of a nursing home everywhere in my house. I began to investigate starting in the bathrooms and checking the trash and stuff. I sat down at the computer and the cushion puffed air up at me and i smelled it 10 times worse. I smelled the cushion and it was fine. I then realized that the smell was that of the b-ball shorts i sleep in/wear around the house. I have forgot to wash them for at least a month now and the sweat and leftover urine drops from my junk has formed a rather pungent aroma.

yum. i'm pretty sure dodge just got aroused while i read that to him.

[Shhwing4]

that happened to me too in weight training in highschool. I only washed my shirt, and it took 3 months for me to realize that my gym shorts were disgusting too.

[gambiacrumember]

Damn. That reminds me of a story I heard about a guy my friend went to uni with, he washed all of his clothes with fabric softener for the whole year.

[oldskizzle]

Right. Just sweat and urine drops.

Oh there is traces of hand lotion and semen contributing for sure!

[empw]

EW BALLS

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

Nothing like not showering for a week and sitting down on be-mag..... then realising you smell poop...... whats up with that?

So you drop your pants and look down and theres a huge burnout in your underwear and your like 'WHAT THE FUCK IM SURE I WIPE BETTER THAN DAT!!!'

So you have to hide your underwear at the bottom of the machine from your roomates...

[DnEhThEnD]

i shit my pants working at a thrift store in 2007, and not just a little bit

[salomonskater]

i shit my pants working at a thrift store in 2007, and not just a little bit

do tell.

[gen2roller]

In answer to your thread title, "Why yes I do."

my initial thought was "kind of."

[Matthew Shannon]

a kid i knew in highschool used the same shirt every year for gym class. bought it new in 9th grade. just a plain white undershirt.


by 11th grade it was a pure faded yellow color