Tips for getting a girlfriend?

[salomonskater]

I have been single my whole life. :s

I am really, really shy, and I have no idea what to say when I meet a girl.

-girl: Hi.
-me: O hai
-How are you?
-Fine, and you?
-Fine.
-*remains silent*

[JoeyViola]

Just ask if you can siihb right off the bat, if she says yes, she's deffinately not a keeper, but you should proceed to siihb anyway.

[Hans Hockey]

Drink more.

[JoeyViola]

Drink more.

Being drunk and meeting drunk girls is also a good way. It might not lead to GF material, but you will atleast get some 90% of the time

[bobgross]

IF YOU WIELD IT THEY WILL CUM
OR SOMETHING

[JoeyViola]

You could also just always whip your dick out upon meeting them and gauge their reaction and then just take it from there

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

WWCHD?

[Bazodazo]

be drunk
with your friends
never try meeting a girl in a club...worst place evar to have a convo...and if youre scared of talking to a stranger get one of your friends to set you up, then you have a common ground to talk about

[Bazodazo]

and dont be overly picky

[gen2roller]

whip your dick out.

[Shawnathon]

watch the hit tv show the pick up artist on VH1. or read his book.

[s.]

learn to talk to girls
start with someone easy that won't get you so nervous- sister, ugly friend etc. and make your way to the hotter ones
remember that you are the shit and girls are stupid
alcohol helps

[s.]

[Hans Hockey]

Hahahaha

[Dr. Zaius]

Stay off be-mag

[RobFromFlint]

remember that you are the shit and girls are stupid

This is the best mindset to have if you are trying to get LAID! I don't know what to say if you are looking for a relationship. Mine just usually end up happening randomly. I meet a chick that I share interests with and can keep up with me in a conversation and it goes from there.

[lsd]

walk up with your dick over your wrist and ask that bitch to read your watch

[Matthew Shannon]

Be confident. Act normal. Do more listening than talking. Start the conversation in a way that leads them to talk a lot about themselves. Joke around but not in an annoying way. Subtly remove their clothes piece by piece. SIIHB

[danjama]

How old are you?

We'll go from there.

[Matthew Shannon]

Stay off be-mag

Best Advice