Jordan Dale attempts to fly on rollerblades. TRUE STORY

**southernscum** · 22.01.2011, 22:31

http://www.break.com/usercontent/201...t-roof-1987316

Too Cold To Blade Contest on www.be-mag.com Front page explains it all. PLUS EDIT OF CONTEST.

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**Mudhut Jollyrancher** · 22.01.2011, 22:33

hahaha, one of the tags is faggot

**ryanmatthewdaily** · 22.01.2011, 22:35

Originally Posted by Mahmoud Jalloh

hahaha, one of the tags is faggot

/thread

**ift** · 22.01.2011, 22:50

:LOLL:

**Otacon_EXE** · 22.01.2011, 22:53

Dude's got some balls for trying that.

**tim_adams** · 22.01.2011, 23:15

Whoops.

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**Rotgut** · 22.01.2011, 23:30

At least they got the tag right.

K · 23.01.2011, 00:30

wtf

**Dberg** · 23.01.2011, 00:37

Ow...I wouldn't be able to sit for weeks, let alone take a shit...

**Mudhut Jollyrancher** · 23.01.2011, 00:59

it looks like he didn't even try to land it, he literally just jumped off the roof

**NathanC** · 23.01.2011, 01:20

making rollerblading look even dumber. just sayin

its funny within the community. Outside it, just looks stupid. fuck break

**southernscum** · 23.01.2011, 02:26

Yeah man it was pretty wild. He literally had no speed, like tip toed to the edge. Glad he did not get hurt too bad. He did get kicked out of the skatepark and I think he ended up bruising his heal a tad bit. It was pretty nuts. He sat on the roof forever and meditated and then when the manager of the skatepark busted open the outside doors he yelled "Get down now!" haha so Jordan did exactly what he was asked. I just keep thinking about wow that was not a good idea, but like what if he would have just went b00m and laced it, haha.

**jonPOOLER** · 23.01.2011, 02:43

Didn't he come on here and explain that he was quitting street skating because it was illegal, which contradicted his religious beliefs, some years back? He seems like an interesting character. Also, he had the steeziest front torque picture in Daily Bread that I can ever remember.

**Dan Barnes** · 23.01.2011, 02:55

Embarassing. Wake the fuck up dude...

**jonathan** · 23.01.2011, 03:11

Originally Posted by Dan Barnes

Embarassing. Wake the fuck up dude...

nah man. Dude is awesome.

**southernscum** · 23.01.2011, 03:19

He is quite the character. It has been an honor to grow up watching him blade. He has been on again, off again. He truly is so talented. He is getting up there in age but has such a beautiful perspective on how numbers aren't real and all kinds of shit. He is most defiantly on a whole different level of thinking then most. Most people find it extremely strange but deep down it is just the way he sees things. He suffered a horrible head injury years ago and it had a lot to do with why he became the person he became. But the coolest part is that he is so at peace with him self and his "purpose" Hate all you want anyone. But Jordan Dale is still the man for sure.

**jonathan** · 23.01.2011, 03:35

Originally Posted by southernscum

He is quite the character. It has been an honor to grow up watching him blade. He has been on again, off again. He truly is so talented. He is getting up there in age but has such a beautiful perspective on how numbers aren't real and all kinds of shit. He is most defiantly on a whole different level of thinking then most. Most people find it extremely strange but deep down it is just the way he sees things. He suffered a horrible head injury years ago and it had a lot to do with why he became the person he became. But the coolest part is that he is so at peace with him self and his "purpose" Hate all you want anyone. But Jordan Dale is still the man for sure.

Jordan is too legit to quit. I am a fan.