"You are a menace. A walking pestilence."
Seriously, I wake up late for class. Then about halfway to my train stop I realize I forget my project that I stayed up all night working on. I go home and grab it and about halfway to the train (again) I realize I forgot my coffee. When I get to school my professer is nowhere to be found. To top it all of the apple I just ate was soft and I'm forced to drink vending machine coffee to wake my sleepy ass up.
"You are a menace. A walking pestilence."
this will teach you not to do your assignments at the last minute.
you didn't even give me a chance to answer.
"You are a menace. A walking pestilence."
Those are not real problems, wait untill your out of school and work a "9-5" which really means get your ass up at 6:00 am and get home between 6 and 7:00 pm and never have time to skate because it alreayd fucking dark out by the time you can get to a skate spot. I paid out about 70K in buisness expenses today but im sure your bad cup of coffeee was much worse...
Worst argument, just because they aren't "real" problems doesn't mean they aren't stressful and make you ffffuuuuu.
Really though I'm not too worried about it because I have other shit happening, it just so happens that today a bunch of little things went wrong.
Now I'm going to use your own argument against you:
That's a real fucking problem.
"You are a menace. A walking pestilence."
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"You are a menace. A walking pestilence."
70k of your money?
I didn't have a very good day either.
One of my brothers was carried off by a jackal while we were digging a hole for fun. Then we ran out of drinkable water and food again.
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