I had a stomach virus thing that made me do excatly this.
Like clockwork, 45 minutes to an hour, puke, puke, shit shit shit, whine like a bitch, shit some more, sleep. Then, more puking, more shitting, praying for death, thinking about plugging my ass with anything I could find, sleep.
This went on for about 18 hours. It was hell. But for real, gatorade is your friend.
Lucozade is not a suitable drink during episodes of diarrhoea. During diarrhoea a great deal of fluid and electrolytes (particularly sodium) are lost from the body. Because Lucozade is a high carbohydrate energy drink and contains relatively low levels of electrolytes, it is not suitable for fluid and electrolyte replacement. Therefore, it is not recommended during diarrhoea and for this reason we have added the statement to the labels.
Liquids, mad liquids. Use baby wipes. And pepto.
Purely coincidental that I'm reading this topic whilst pooping?
Mine are normal, in case anyone is wondering. However, is it normal that I only poop once a day, maybe less?
I don't believe in Gatorade. That shit is mad sugary and loaded with sodium. I've never felt more hydrated after drinking a bottle of Gatorade than I do from a single glass of water. In fact, Gatorade makes me feel the opposite.
Get fucking drinking Jonathan haha. I had a puke fest from food poisoning a while back and genuine dehydration is fucking horrible and obviously deadly.
Yes, there is sodium, chloride, some calcium and other electrolytes and some b vitamins in Gatorade. This is all stuff you lose while sweating intensely. The problem is ppl try to drink it as if it's a replacement for water while at home doing nothing, it's not. Hence why Blood pressures go up and ppl wonder why. It was made to replenish what you lose through heavy sweating, and also is why Physicians recommend it during diarrhea because you lose these electrolytes as well. So he's probably sweating and obviously pooping alot, he needs gatorade or at least water, but Gatorade would be ideal for replenishment.
but do you shit prostate blood?
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updates... I'm doing okay. Asshole has healed from the constantly pissing out water. My girlfriend was with me andd saved me pretty much. She bought me butt ointment that I had to re-apply every 10 minutes and helped me get food and water in me. It was one of the worst days of my life. I was so miserable.
I find ointment feels good on the whole.