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Thread: I can't stop pooping. :(

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    Default I can't stop pooping. :(

    I poop about a full glass of water every ten minutes. This has been going on all day. I lost 15 pounds from just this morning. I can't stop pooping. My asshole is inflamed and the Diarrhea wont go away. I'm starving but I can't keep anything down... or I'll just puke.

    I never pooped this much or this often ever before in my life. It hurts to wipe now, so I just take a shower every hour. I'm trying my hardest to poop every hour but it's so hard... someones i just have to go every 10 minutes because the pressure and pain gets to me. 15 pounds in water is probably a lot. Idk what to do.

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    You should probably head to the ER. That shit can kill you.

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    But how does he get to the ER without shitting his pants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rotgut View Post
    But how does he get to the ER without shitting his pants?
    Maybe he still has that butt plug?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rotgut View Post
    But how does he get to the ER without shitting his pants?
    Diaper?

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    im sorry i dont mean to laugh...but i was cracking up...def go somewhere and get checked though...food poisoning, id say...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rotgut View Post
    But how does he get to the ER without shitting his pants?
    lols


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    Lol. I'd rather die than go to the ER. There's no way I could afford that. My girlfriend left to get me some medication to try and stop it. I can barely move though.

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    Totally off topic, but this is why messageboards fascinate me. The fact that someone would publish this kind of personal information on a public forum is interesting.

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    Probably just food poisoning. That shit happened to me when I was younger. I just set up camp in the bathroom and toughed it out.

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    It's just poop. Everyone poops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rotgut View Post
    Probably just food poisoning. That shit happened to me when I was younger. I just set up camp in the bathroom and toughed it out.
    what about if you have a irritated asshole? it feels like i have a million tiny paper cuts on my shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonathan View Post
    what about if you have a irritated asshole? it feels like i have a million tiny paper cuts on my shit.
    Spray it with chloraseptic. You're lucky you have a girlfriend to help you out.

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    Pepto bismol is a stool hardener. Get some

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    Must be something to do with inserting foreign objects in to your anus.

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    Huh.


































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    the one time I stuck something up my ass was for this very reason, it was a long white pill with some sort of grease on it, 5 mins later no more water shitting


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    Quote Originally Posted by DnEhThEnD View Post
    the one time I stuck something up my ass was for this very reason, it was a long white pill with some sort of grease on it, 5 mins later no more water shitting
    /


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    This thread is fucking great!
    HAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by DnEhThEnD View Post
    the one time I stuck something up my ass was for this very reason, it was a long white pill with some sort of grease on it, 5 mins later no more water shitting
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