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    Default At what point in your life do you say....

    Fuck it Im gonna buy a fleshlight....

    Or a blue alien one?



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    no time like the present


    "What are you doing for April Fool's?"
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    jerking off in my coffee
    that'll teach me

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    It's something that just comes naturally in any boys life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonyrivituso View Post
    this post is about as useful as a bag of dicks at an ani difranco concert.

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    lol wut

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    fill it with icy hot. the best

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonyrivituso View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by *ROYALwithCHEESE* View Post
    I have friends who use socks, and are pretty open abo ut it. I would be too but ... it's just too rough for me. I'm old fashion I guess. I have a bottle of lotion by my computer and a pale of tissues at the bottom of my desk.

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    The blue ones the Avatar model.duh

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    I'm stealing this guy's invention that i saw online. You get a pool noodle, a plunger, a latex glove, and a bathroom with a mirror. Then you plunge the mirror, stick the pool noodle onto the handle of the plunger and stick the glove into the noodle with some lube. Once complete, you get to watch yourself have sex with a slippery flotation device that will keep you alive when you flood the room with your tears.

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    im not gonna lie iv already tried making one homemade

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    Quote Originally Posted by remzcore View Post
    The blue ones the Avatar model.duh
    Wow stupid may for not being a Avatar fanboy

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    Quote Originally Posted by *ROYALwithCHEESE* View Post
    Wow stupid may for not being a Avatar sextoy fanboy
    fixed for the guy thay owns an avatar male sex toy

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    When you have been brainwashed by enough joe rogan podcasts

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    who?

    Quote Originally Posted by tonyrivituso View Post
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