Fuck it Im gonna buy a fleshlight....
Or a blue alien one?
no time like the present
"What are you doing for April Fool's?"Originally Posted by mudhut jollyrancher
It's something that just comes naturally in any boys life.
fill it with icy hot. the best
The blue ones the Avatar model.duh
I'm stealing this guy's invention that i saw online. You get a pool noodle, a plunger, a latex glove, and a bathroom with a mirror. Then you plunge the mirror, stick the pool noodle onto the handle of the plunger and stick the glove into the noodle with some lube. Once complete, you get to watch yourself have sex with a slippery flotation device that will keep you alive when you flood the room with your tears.
im not gonna lie iv already tried making one homemade
When you have been brainwashed by enough joe rogan podcasts