Florida

[Muppet4Eternity]

I was looking at some website and found these following laws in Florida. Does anyone listen to them?

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

And for Greg; does this impact on your work in any way?

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.


Hmmmmmmmmmmmm......

[codywi608]

Haha some of these are SO ridiculous I just can't believe them.

[UnknownPleasures]

Every city has laws from when it was first founded, that are never enforced or even valid.

[Keith Courage]

Not having sex in the missionary position is punishable under the UCMJ. True story.

[P-nut]

Whoops!

[Robert1]

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

I'm pretty sure this is a law everywhere because it's a safety hazard for them to open inwards.

[codywi608]

Someone's mad and enjoy's neg repping me.

[Adam K]

I committed a lot of crimes today.

[austin from texas]

Someone's mad and enjoy's neg repping me.

could it be because you don't know grammar?

[codywi608]

could it be because you don't know grammar?

It very well could be. This is also be-mag not my fucking final English essay so I don't see why my grammar should matter. I feel like greg is cool right now, he always gets attacked on his typing and grammar skills.

[RyanBeehlerrr]

Yes, Florida enforces all these laws and citizens are always obeying them.
stop asking stupid fucking questions

[RollerBatioNation]

In Nv, if someone steals your horse...you can hang him in your front yard.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

it's for hurricanes son.

also, most doors up north open inward so you can't get trapped in a building by snow.

[JimmyC]

it took 5 years to get my skateboarding license

[BrianSchroeder]

dont be ignant

[greg is cool]

The county i work in, anal sex is illegal, which is LOLs because they are always filming anal scenes, id love for the cops to bust in on that one day, LOLs would be had.

[S_E_N_A_T_E_B_O_Y]

The county i work in, anal sex is illegal, which is LOLs because they are always filming anal scenes, id love for the cops to bust in on that one day, LOLs would be had.

Greg would love for cops to bust in on anal sex. Awesome!

[r.s.]

senate boy, you so crazy.

[austin from texas]

It very well could be. This is also be-mag not my fucking final English essay so I don't see why my grammar should matter. I feel like greg is cool right now, he always gets attacked on his typing and grammar skills.

i wasn't aware that proper grammar was difficult to comprehend above a 4th grade level. you shouldn't have to think about a word/punctuation for more than half a second to figure out if you're doing it right or not. its your first fucking language, don't butcher it.
you wouldn't cut up and brutalize the first girl you fucked would you?

it's for hurricanes son.

also, most doors up north open inward so you can't get trapped in a building by snow.

actually, there was a fire at the coconut grove in the early 1900's and everybody got trapped inside because they were all crowded up against the door and couldn't get it open cause they opened inward. so from then on the international building code requires that all doors that are considered a main means of egress (egress=way to get out) open outward.

although, im sure up north there is some stipulation for a secondary main egress door per occupant load to open inward for heavy snowfall

[juan]

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/24/fl...eirdest-state/