I was looking at some website and found these following laws in Florida. Does anyone listen to them?
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
And for Greg; does this impact on your work in any way?
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.