i have a job interview soon

[codywi608]

im so nervous,damnit. First interview.

[DANNY!]

What kinda job is it?

[u am snookems]

Remember to make sure he sits down first.

[Bazodazo]

if he shakes your hand, your wrist needs to be as floppy as possible...yes, like a flaccid penis

[codywi608]

Remember to make sure he sits down first.

yeah, or wait until they ask you to sit down. and it's only at a grocery store but it's my first job so i dont have really any expierence in this stuff.

[codywi608]

For all other comments, it is a she interviewing me.

[u am snookems]

He's going to ak you if you've had any grocery experience. it's important that because you don't have any experience, you make a joke out of it.

"Have you ever worked in a grocery store before?"
"Clearly my applications says I haven't. At least not professional. HAHA. I EAT."

Then extend your hand to shake his and ask when you start.

[Espen]

For all other comments, it is a she interviewing me.

Anal lick her

[jury]

personality mirroring and name repetition.

[Chris Fortune]

Seriously relax (i know, easier said than done). They know you're going to be a bit nervous but don't work it up. I always keep in my mind that i'm just going to be talking to someone, something I do everyday anyway.

[Espen]

i would be willing to bet many dollars that i could go to your interview and wear the exact same shit as you and get teh job.

[codywi608]

leaving now. i keep pissing every 2 minutes.

[Espen]

leaving now. i keep pissing every 2 minutes.

Nothing to worry about dude. Either you get it or you don`t, noone will kill you.

[ilayfatdumps]

just dont seem nervous or seem really excited like you already got the job.
i interview people all the time at my work (until the econ took a dump) and those are 2 of the things that really annoy me.

[Espen]

This one time at work I received this job aplication from a guy wanting the same job as me, and I threw it in the trash. twuf!