Man the fuck up.

[kike mallahan]

So yeah, just dropping an update after my OP from about a week ago. My last day at shit job is next Friday, getting a job serving while I look for a new job doing accounting stuff. Going to proceed to get drunk and bang many loose whores while I'm hustling appetizers and 12 dollar margaritas. Also going to play tons of disc golf tournaments, get lots of exercise and gain 12 pounds.

New starts are pretty exciting. Wish me luck faggots.

[greg is cool]

Good for u man, ending that long drive, and nail slutty waitresses u work with will do wonder, oh and that new hostess, they always got fine hostess ass at place.

[kike mallahan]

Yes but banging your co-workers at restaurants always leads to herpes. If they are willing to sleep with you, usually, they have slept with at least 5 other people you work with.

I know 3 people who have caught the herp from sleeping around in the business.

[R-MONEY$$$]

If you die with no STDs, have you really lived?

Imagine the feeling of satisfaction when explaining to the doctor you have no idea where it came from, it could be from any of those hotties. (NickL)

[kike mallahan]

True story: I kept my weiner in my pants the entire 2 years I worked at TGI Fridays(with the staff at least.). There was one girl that was always trying to get my w33n and things just never ended up in us actually having sex, just a lot of messing around. Apparently the same chick gave some dude herpes that gave it to my ex girlfriends best friend.

It's a trap, also, disaster averted.

[toe-bee]

If you die with no STDs, have you really lived?

the feeling of a q-tip being forced down your urethra is just something every real man has to experience at least once.

ps. fuck yeah mike!
pps. http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=1349

[empw]

ps. fuck yeah mike!

MOTHER FUCKING THIS.

GETCHO GROOVE ON NIGGA

PARTY LIKE ITS 1999BC MOTHER FUCKER AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

<3 good for you for moving on my man.

[kike mallahan]

the feeling of a q-tip being forced down your urethra is just something every real man has to experience at least once.

God dude they fucking twist it while it's in there too.

[Garett]

This is all good stuff. I can't recommend going to a cheap asian country and living like a king enough. When you have the money, gtfo of Ohio and fuck across the world.

[AndyMonster]

True story: I kept my weiner in my pants the entire 2 years I worked at TGI Fridays(with the staff at least.). There was one girl that was always trying to get my w33n and things just never ended up in us actually having sex, just a lot of messing around. Apparently the same chick gave some dude herpes that gave it to my ex girlfriends best friend.

It's a trap, also, disaster averted.

I don't really know anyone here, just reading for fun... but that slut knowingly spread herpes?? should be burned alive while being stretched to death by two cars pull the opposite way...

you should have reported that bitch to the authorities...

I am fortunate enough to of never caught anything during my time of hitting up the loose ladies of the night, but dem dayz are over for me. I got my ONE now.

[nb]

[AndyMonster]

Rep+

[danjama]

Yes but banging your co-workers at restaurants always leads to herpes. If they are willing to sleep with you, usually, they have slept with at least 5 other people you work with.

I know 3 people who have caught the herp from sleeping around in the business.

You think too much.

[danjama]

Nice, you made the changes quick. Good luck.

[kike mallahan]

Nice, you made the changes quick. Good luck.

Had to. My situation was making my mental state extremely unstable. It was pretty shitty.