Britney Spears - Till the World Ends (Salem Remix)

**FREE CHARLIE HUSTLES** · 31.05.2011, 18:07

I mean, this was already the illest pop song I have heard in years, but now my mind is fucking BLOWN.

**Nick Tary** · 31.05.2011, 18:32

So these two morbidly obese niggers walk out of an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet restaurant with over 50lbs of food sloshing around their corroding insides. They both have been drinking Dimetapp for Kidz, purple hydrocodone styrofoam cup, and smoked 10 blunts laced with KFC gravy to keep the finger nice and sticky, and as they get inside of their van sitting in an empty parking lot next to a dead cat being eaten by rats, one of them says, "Niggamane, wurrduhkeeyzat? Think I leffum in da batroom...". The keys are in the ignition, and as his friend looks at him, equally confused as to the whereabouts of the keys, they start making out like furied monkeys on fire rubbin tummies.

That is what listening to this song makes me feel like what would happen if I heard it in public. Charles Kettelkorn, you sir will be a very strange old geezer.