so I decided to take a piss at work...

**DnEhThEnD** · 03.06.2011, 14:17

.. there is both a 3 inch piece of shit and a 3 inch (living) cockroach in the toilet

think I'll hold my piss for a while

**MyGlockGoPopPopPop** · 03.06.2011, 14:22

Precise measurements, there must have been something 3 inches nearby for you to compare them to.

**MITSUBISHI FUJI** · 03.06.2011, 14:23

Gross man.
I worked at a 99% black high school, and there were bunch of chicken wings in the bathroom floor almost everyday.

***Quark*** · 03.06.2011, 14:23

Do you have a vagina? Were you raised as a girl? Because to my knowledge you do not have to sit down to pee.

You are a pussy. And that's ME, saying that.

**Hayden.** · 03.06.2011, 14:23

Originally Posted by MyGlockGoPopPopPop

Precise measurements, there must have been something 3 inches nearby for you to compare them to.

ZING.

**greg is cool** · 03.06.2011, 14:23

you did this

when you should of

**KUBINS** · 03.06.2011, 14:26

Pics?

**fast eddie** · 03.06.2011, 14:29

The building management decided to shut the water off to our floor yesterday without telling us there was a problem.

When we asked what's up, they said that we were to use the bathrooms on the floor above us and not to use the bathrooms on our floor.

I said, fuck that, I'm not taking that trek.

I took a shit and since I couldn't flush, I let it mellow.

I wasn't the only one, it seems. I went in to take a pass about an hour ago after not using the bathroom here since I took that shit yesterday, there are many shits in the same toilet and the whole bathroom reeks of foulness.

Viva la poop-olutiõn!

**DnEhThEnD** · 03.06.2011, 14:30

the shit isn't even in the water, it's stuck to the side.. there may be pics

**Espen** · 03.06.2011, 14:33

thefuck? Why didn't you just pee? Now everybody think you made that dump...and tried to force feed it to the cockroach...

**Espen** · 03.06.2011, 14:35

Originally Posted by DnEhThEnD

the shit isn't even in the water, it's stuck to the side.. there may be pics

geee...sounds like a sweet mission to me; blast it with piss till it gets in the water.

**DnEhThEnD** · 03.06.2011, 14:36

Originally Posted by Espen

thefuck? Why didn't you just pee? Now everybody think you made that dump...and tried to force feed it to the cockroach...

it went exactly like this

the roach was gone, i pissed said shit off the side of the toilet

**gambiacrumember** · 03.06.2011, 14:40

Originally Posted by MITSUBISHI FUJI

Gross man.
I worked at a 99% black high school, and there were bunch of chicken wings in the bathroom floor almost everyday.

Fucking lol.

**wrb222** · 03.06.2011, 16:34

You missed a once in lifetime opportunity.....There's people in third world countries that can't even imagine what it would be like to piss-blast a giant bug into a log of shit.....You're a dick.