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    DDoS Be-mag and ruin every be-maggers life.



    Give CK $3000.

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    I'd reverse Squire's sex change.

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    Proceed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGlockGoPopPopPop View Post
    Change Michael Krafts legal name to Neo McNeo.
    Somehow that's not as bad as just "Neo."

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    I'd make Quark read a book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by u am snookems View Post
    Somehow that's not as bad as just "Neo."
    Why do people call you Neo, Michael?

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    I would lock Neo in a room with a bunch of huge, hairy Mexican rapists and feed him nothing but spoiled bacon for the rest of his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by salomonskater View Post
    Why do people call you Neo, Michael?
    You haven't been around very long have you?

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    I'll prevent Quark from ever getting PM'd messages of penises anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by salomonskater View Post
    Why do people call you Neo, Michael?
    His old-school Be-Mag name was I am Neo. I specifically remember him saying a few years ago that he doesn't like when people call him Neo in person and that he kind of got stuck with that name. I don't know why, but when I first met him in person I wanted to call him Neo so bad (not to poke fun or anything, but that's just kind of what I knew him as). I either called him nothing or Michael Kraft, I can't remember which, but either felt oddly good since I knew inside he was like, "Yes, I am not Neo!"

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    I'm drinking two steel reserves right now. I'm ruining my own life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickL View Post
    I'm drinking two steel reserves right now. I'm ruining my own life.
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to NickL again.

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    will have jonathan have allergic angry rough sex with a 13 year old cat with stds, because cminor jerked off in his coffee, because she drank two steel reserves trying to make R-MONEY$$$ look less weird in real life, that will teach that relationship

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    I would ruin CKs life by removing the dat ass thread, leaving him with nothing to get caught Wucking it birdskin to...

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenpiefilling View Post
    will have jonathan have allergic angry rough sex with a 13 year old cat with stds, because cminor jerked off in his coffee, because she drank two steel reserves trying to make R-MONEY$$$ look less weird in real life, that will teach that relationship
    Dude. You know I can take two steel reserves standing up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cminor View Post
    Dude. You know I can take two steel reserves standing up.
    thats actually how i imagined you jerking off into jonathan's coffee, standing up and sighing as you
    shake the can and tease yourself with the last drops of your second steely

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    Quote Originally Posted by cminor View Post
    Dude. You know I can take two steel reserves standing up.
    Since when did you start calling me and R-money$$$ Steel Reserve?

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenpiefilling View Post
    thats actually how i imagined you jerking off into jonathan's coffee, standing up and sighing as you
    shake the can and tease yourself with the last drops of your second steely

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    I'd enlist Charlie Hustles in the U.S Marines.

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