i pooped like 28 minutes ago to be exact.
its still a little tender.
I feel one brewing.
I had the best morning shit ever the other day, I was thinking of posting a pic here but never got that far
Just had the dirtiest, pastiest shite I've had in a while. It was not enjoyable to say the least.
i was takin a pretty solid one earlier today, just hanging out and reading my history book
and then halfway through it turned liquid
Fucking treacherous turds.Originally Posted by gatsby
I hate those cork shits.Originally Posted by Emiger
Also opiod/opiate shits are the worst. I now understand what it's like to give birth. I too can sympathize.
I jsut took a really nasty shit. it was an "all the alcohol i drank yesterday finally decided to exit" shit. not enjoyable, but good to see go.
I had one the other day that scared me. It felt like a normal poop, and then all of a sudden my asshole exploded with some hidden liquid behind the turd. It was like a rocket into the toilet. I was caught completely offguard..... I cried for a minute.
the last time i poop was wack it hurt like shit!
i took a pic it's pretty discusting..
dont look at it if you just ate cause you are going to vomit!
shitting when high isn't that bad
seriously, with under 10 posts under your belt that picture is epic ... and requires a lot of skills to poop in a circle like that.Originally Posted by ilurk
i've been drinking all day (didn't have to work today) and i've shit alcohol (yes just pure alcohol) at least 4 times since i've woken up. i'm pretty sure i've stopped peeing it out.
denial week ... week 10 ... august 9-15 ... where will you be this summer?
Currently in the process of defficating. iPhone ftw.
Just wish the living room tv wasn't so loud. Trying to relax.
Iphone needs universal remote applicationOriginally Posted by MANMADE
Originally Posted by ilurk
New user has potential.
+17474838475748Originally Posted by ilurk
I approve of ilurk.