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  1. 16.07.2011, 00:45 #1
    MattLyon
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    Default got caught.

    having sex. me and my girl did it in my grandmas back bedroom but we didnt check the windows and i guess some family lives behind there and their kids saw and so did their parents and knew who i was so the next morning they called my mom and snitched. my moms really religious so it sucks. FML
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  2. 16.07.2011, 00:48 #2
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    Best stories.
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  3. 16.07.2011, 00:49 #3
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    inb4 getting it on the reg
    soon.
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  4. 16.07.2011, 00:49 #4
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    Ahahahahahahahahhahahaha. So i guess you aren't....gettin it on the reg anymore
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    That's pretty gay. I shove shit in my ass a lot but that's gay...He must be a rollerblader.
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    Whenever you post, I picture a giant Duke Nukem poster above your bed with a Duke Nukem bedspread and Duke Nukem knick-knacks and when you're finally done with the day you dream of being Duke Nukem flyin around so fast raping fat chicks that look like Duke Nukem.
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  5. 16.07.2011, 00:50 #5
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    Ahhh fuck you Bobgross lurkin harder than me!!
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    That's pretty gay. I shove shit in my ass a lot but that's gay...He must be a rollerblader.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Tary View Post
    Whenever you post, I picture a giant Duke Nukem poster above your bed with a Duke Nukem bedspread and Duke Nukem knick-knacks and when you're finally done with the day you dream of being Duke Nukem flyin around so fast raping fat chicks that look like Duke Nukem.
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  6. 16.07.2011, 00:52 #6
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    Lucky for you, theres no such thing as hell. #winning
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  7. 16.07.2011, 00:56 #7
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    haha yeah its alot harder to have sex now
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  8. 16.07.2011, 00:59 #8
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    #amibackinhighschool?
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  9. 16.07.2011, 01:06 #9
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    how old are you? i tell my mom im having sex later in the day and she gives me high fives

    wuckin it.
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  10. 16.07.2011, 01:07 #10
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    17.
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  11. 16.07.2011, 01:12 #11
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    Kekekeke
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  12. 16.07.2011, 02:09 #12
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    Bro dude I'm fifteen and I give my mom the lowdown
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    fag

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  14. 16.07.2011, 03:52 #14
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    OP is a virgin he's also....lyon.
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  15. 16.07.2011, 03:59 #15
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    Tell your mom that you're apostatising from the church. I'm sure that'll overshadow the sex thing.

    Also, it will be more hilarious.

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  16. 16.07.2011, 04:07 #16
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    if you got laid, i dont think much else matters.


    - Eric Miller - Top Mistrial - Joisey
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    did u SIIHB?
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  18. 16.07.2011, 07:54 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by MattLyon View Post
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    well you should be able to make a lot of your own decisions now...shouldn't you just have a sit down with mom and pop?
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  19. 16.07.2011, 07:57 #19
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    did you do a barrel roll?
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  20. 16.07.2011, 08:15 #20
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    Have the girl fuck your mom so she's no longer jealous.
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