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    Default My turd was so large, it clogged the toilet...

    This is the first time it has ever happened to me.

    I've had the toilet clogged from too much toilet paper before, but this was a one-wiper.

    Imagine the curved part of a candy can going up an asshole. That's what this turd looks like while it's clogged.

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    But no pictures?












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    lot of poop threads on be-mag these days.

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    My freshman year in college someone took a dump that bridged the entire bowl. This thing was like 16 inches and almost as thick as my wrist. The kid who took it dropped in on friday right after the dude cleaned the bathrooms and they don't clean the bathrooms on the weekend. To make matters worse of the 3 stalls in our bathroom, only 2 had a lock. So we only had 1 toilet for shitting the entire weekend. Eventually me and this other kid broke down went outside and got sticks to break it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CommonSense01
    My freshman year in college someone took a dump that bridged the entire bowl. This thing was like 16 inches and almost as thick as my wrist. The kid who took it dropped in on friday right after the dude cleaned the bathrooms and they don't clean the bathrooms on the weekend. To make matters worse of the 3 stalls in our bathroom, only 2 had a lock. So we only had 1 toilet for shitting the entire weekend. Eventually me and this other kid broke down went outside and got sticks to break it up.

    Yeah? Well i have video (at my home) of the biggest shit ever recorded.


    No joke.


    I put it on youtube last summer and it got banned.


    the kid who passed that log actually went in to get surgery.

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    If you guys want, i'll upload that video to vimeo tonight. no welching. you'll be amazed by how big it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonathan
    If you guys want, i'll upload that video to vimeo tonight. no welching. you'll be amazed by how big it is.
    I remember that video.

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    That's the one I was looking for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Zywczak
    Quote Originally Posted by jonathan
    If you guys want, i'll upload that video to vimeo tonight. no welching. you'll be amazed by how big it is.
    I remember that video.
    Was it not fucking huge? Like the one in that southpark episode?

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    Wow.



    That's a big poop.

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    It's like a tadpole.

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    I see its tail.

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    Well what do you know, I just clogged my fuckin toilet.


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    dude,
    i hope that poop pic you posted is not the big one your talking about.
    if it is, your toilet is weak.

    (repost from the poop post)
    now thats about a 14 incher.
    from outside the water to inside the hole.
    with some toppings on the log.

    p.s. there is a poop post someone made for these kind of topics.

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    i should have taken a picture of my morning shit. it was brown, green, and maybe a bit blue with bits of what looked like sun dried tomatoes but i havent had any so i have no idea what it was. but it was messy and i had to wipe alot so you couldnt even see it under the toilet paper.

    RIP Zach and James

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grasshoppa
    i should have taken a picture of my morning shit. it was brown, green, and maybe a bit blue
    camopoo

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    you guys are fucking gross. i dont shit. shitting is for ugly people, not handsome well rounded individuals such as myself that wear peacoats even in the middle of summer.

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