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    Quote Originally Posted by Kent View Post
    I never thought I'd find out about my best friends penis being severely damaged through an anger topic on a rollerblading msgboard. Maybe I should have seen it coming
    Yeah you never listen to me anymore

    And btw it's not severely damaged, but the soreness after a few sexy sessions obviously hinders my libido and extreme stamina.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith Courage View Post
    http://yourlife.usatoday.com/parenti...ing/49630690/1

    Be-mag: taking a thread about angry youth to circumcision in 1.25 posts.
    Why thankyou I like taking a thread off topic

    Quote Originally Posted by Jakep4196 View Post
    Dude buttholes are just weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dubjeeber View Post
    You either have a really tight foreskin, a really big dick, only fuck arses or you're on some next Willam Dafoe type escapades.... (or all of the above??)



    Quote Originally Posted by Jakep4196 View Post
    Dude buttholes are just weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Espen View Post
    Yeah you never listen to me anymore
    Man, if you've already told me about this and I didn't listen. Fuck me

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    Well it's medically healthier to circumcise, and if you don't believe me then think about how much of a pain it is to roll down your turtle neck each time you wuck it 10 times a day to dat juance and how you have to keep it clean so it doesn't get infected or how the most godly thing in teh worldz, teh sexy timez, makes you have an owie on your man meat.

    Think about it ;P
    Quote Originally Posted by I shit prostate blood View Post
    That's pretty gay. I shove shit in my ass a lot but that's gay...He must be a rollerblader.
    I will regain my throne!



    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Tary View Post
    Whenever you post, I picture a giant Duke Nukem poster above your bed with a Duke Nukem bedspread and Duke Nukem knick-knacks and when you're finally done with the day you dream of being Duke Nukem flyin around so fast raping fat chicks that look like Duke Nukem.

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    God damn you say alot of stupid shit Dberg. Its never been proven that there are hygenic benefits to circumcision. If you're thinking about smegma, its produced by glands close to the frenulum (the part between the head and shaft of the penis), so you can get it even if you're circumcised. Smegma also contains anti-bacterial enzymes like lysozyme

    Smegma has been wrongly accused as unclean or dirty. In fact, it is very clean. The antibodies in fresh smegma actually prevent bacteria colonization. It is true when the accumulation of smegma went unchecked could be unhealthy but any penis that is not properly washed is at high risk of infection since dirt and bacteria can collect everywhere from your foreskin, scrotum and your pubic hairs.

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    inb4


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    Trololol ^

    And I just re-read that article and it really contradicts itself a lot. "Studies have shown that circumcision has reduced risk of cancer and STD's, oh wait no it hasn't, states are banning it, some people want to do it anyways and say it reduces risk of disease"

    I just know that it's hurting him and other people so you can't say im wrong on that point.

    Plus chicks usually agree it looks better circumcised.
    Quote Originally Posted by I shit prostate blood View Post
    That's pretty gay. I shove shit in my ass a lot but that's gay...He must be a rollerblader.
    I will regain my throne!



    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Tary View Post
    Whenever you post, I picture a giant Duke Nukem poster above your bed with a Duke Nukem bedspread and Duke Nukem knick-knacks and when you're finally done with the day you dream of being Duke Nukem flyin around so fast raping fat chicks that look like Duke Nukem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dberg View Post
    Plus chicks usually agree it looks better circumcised.
    My gf thinks its gross. But then again, its not normal here

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    My dick looks badass.

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    all i know is if im watching a porn and see that the guy is uncircumsized i immediately exit out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jury View Post
    all i know is if im watching a porn and see that the guy is uncircumsized i immediately exit out.
    Nice sig. I started watching htat show.

    I don't think I ever see a uncircumsized dick before in a porn. But I do try to imagine myself in that dude's position so if the dude has a dick that's bigger than 4 inches, I cannot picture me being that person nailing that chick... or sheep. also if the dick is black. Has to be white.

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    Chicks dont like an uncirmcumsized wang......apparantly Ive been told it looks wierd....dont see me laughing at their extra long labias

    oh and this needs a repost for its wierdness


    Quote Originally Posted by Jakep4196 View Post
    Dude buttholes are just weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dberg View Post
    Well it's medically healthier to circumcise, and if you don't believe me then think about how much of a pain it is to roll down your turtle neck each time you wuck it 10 times a day to dat juance and how you have to keep it clean so it doesn't get infected or how the most godly thing in teh worldz, teh sexy timez, makes you have an owie on your man meat.

    Think about it ;P
    My professional answer as a biologist: You say a lot of stupid shit.

    There's a reason why you are born with skin over your dickhead, this protects your reproductive organs against bacteria and other contaminants. I wouldn't be surprised if you questioned evolution as well -.-

    Circumsized dicks looks stupid as hell when not erected imo, but I don't really give a fuck. I keep my shit coated the way I was born.



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    Quote Originally Posted by *ROYALwithCHEESE* View Post
    Chicks dont like an uncirmcumsized wang......apparantly Ive been told it looks wierd....dont see me laughing at their extra long labias

    oh and this needs a repost for its wierdness
    My female Norwegian friends begs to differ, this is a meme incorporated locally through environment and peers. Vikings does not cut a piece off their wang, hence scandinavian bitches don't like circumsized penises.



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