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Thread: Took my girlfriend for her last session last night.

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    Default Took my girlfriend for her last session last night.

    So I decide to take her to the full park. Wthin 10 minutes she fell, killed her. Today she went to the morgue for x rays, turns out she broke her fore arm. I feel terrible because I lead her to the quarter pipe that she fell on.

    As she was in the morgue, she was sending me texts on how she cant wait to skate again and that how pissed off she was on how short her session was.
    Remember: "It is better to keep your [hands still] and appear stupid than to [respond] and remove all doubt."

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    Luckily the texts said, "BTW I'm totally into necrophilia".

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    Took her to the morgue? How demented of you.

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    LOL



    Winning

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    Morgue?

    Should have put her in the fridge so she can stay in the kitchen.

    Quote Originally Posted by tonyrivituso View Post
    this post is about as useful as a bag of dicks at an ani difranco concert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *ROYALwithCHEESE* View Post
    Morgue?

    Should have put her in the fridge so she can stay in the kitchen.
    D'OH!
    Remember: "It is better to keep your [hands still] and appear stupid than to [respond] and remove all doubt."

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    Nice one. I have welched on the pics for that original thread, will take/post them sooner or later.

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