I hope you get raped by a hepitisis infected monkey
your name is between 2 buttholes? i got nothing
yeah that's really shitty, i definitely feel like they could've captured more of them but who knows when they're loose in a town full of people.
on another note, i like where these last 3 posts are going
"What are you doing for April Fool's?"Originally Posted by mudhut jollyrancher
Apparently they can't find the monkey but they are assuming that one of the other animals has already eaten it.
Herpes infected Tigers?
Cops enjoyed killing those poor animals. Imagine them telling the story of killing 15 tigers, bears etc to their grandchildern...that was the time of their lifes.
While animals do have some protection in terms of animal abuse being a serious crime, the law still sees them as mostly property. If those loose animals were to kill even one civilian, things could be easily spun into the police valuing someone's property over someone else's life and be dealing with all kinds of legal trouble.