SCUMPIRE Geoff Phillip Scumfile 2011! before/after ankle break
http://vimeo.com/30946788
http://vimeo.com/30946788
http://vimeo.com/30946788
Footage from before, during and after my fractured left fibula that put me out late this january until june. Its been interesting to get used to not using my left foot, and also extremely aggravating. overall i'm happy with this edit categorized as a recovery documentary, cause theres a couple clips in there that obviously don't countedited by myself as always
Repost.
where else is it posted?
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah buddy! Congrats on the MHB win as well.
fucking ill. super fun to watch. song?
future islands - tin man (extended version)
That was so rad... are there any tricks you do naturally left footed?
Originally Posted by Pierre Cardin
all my true topsides, most ledge topsides, fastslides, negatives, crossover pivots... the list goes on. i hurt my right ankle when i was a lot younger and learned everything lefty so that became my natural for about half my tricks.
Daaaamn dude that's rough! you're still fucking killing it though
killed that shit man!
I was just joking, Geoff. Solid edit.
540 true miz was the best trick of the battle. Sorry, Mr, Burlingame.
That was pure foolishness.
When will you be able to use your left foot again?
ROLLERNEWS
Their version is slightly more scummy
i can use it a bit now, but it just hurts. the plate in my ankle rubs directly on the cuff line, and you can feel a little screwhead where my ankle bone used to poke out. switch royales are coming back, and most lefty souls are good to go on little stuff, but a switch torque or a fish on a ledge is just super painful. i don't know if it will ever change, since this plate is a keeper, but i can only try to keep rebuilding the muscle and try to make it stronger.
i did lefty grab fish for the first time on that mile high battle box, that was a pretty big milestone.
that's just too good. you skate like an animal.
oh yeah, what song was that?
Munich, when a man collapsed, his phone somehow ended up in him, supposedly causing the redial button to become activated.
When his wife answered the call, she became worried because she heard inexplicable gurgling sounds. She called the police, who investigated, and were no doubt shocked to learn that this time they had a real asshole on the phone!
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A "Darwin winner"—the Darwin Award is jocularly given to people who have removed themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way—a Georgia attorney was showering with his cell phone.
He allegedly slipped on a tile, tripped against his dog, and sat on his cell phone. The cover somehow opened, activating the phone, or so he said.
Also in the hard-to-believe department, the phone supposedly rang three times during the lengthy surgical procedure undertaken to remove the phone. The doctors claimed that they were hysterical each time it happened. And perhaps also a bit disappointed that they hadn't found an answering machine up there as well.
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Another Darwin winner, this one in Thailand, was reported by the Japan Times. It seems a horny thirteen-year-old was literally full of hot air after practicing a dangerous but popular masturba-tory technique called pumping.
The boy was in the habit of inserting a bicycle pump up his ass so the air would give him a strong though ephemeral high. But this time, this jerk used compressed air at a gas station.
When he exploded, "one woman thought she was watching a twilight fireworks display and started clapping," according to the newspaper report reprinted in "This Is True."
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Military supplies such as shells have also been found in the rear. For example, one man lost a bullet up his ass when he used the shell to insert the suppository.
But the most bizarre case in this area concerned an old World War II veteran who had such bad hemorrhoids that they would get stuck in the seam of his underpants.
To get them out of the way, he often pushed one particularly troublesome and protuberant hemorrhoid back up with the artillery shell from an antiaircraft gun.
On one occasion, however, the shell got stuck, necessitating a visit to a surgical unit. The doctors were about to remove it when one of them casually asked, "It is spent, isn't it?"
"Oh, no!" said the man. "There's enough ammo in that shell to blast a Messerschmidt out of the sky."
They had to call in an army bomb squad — a "boob squad" would have been more appropriate for him — who then carefully built a lead box around his anus and defused the shell in situ before removing it.
Fuckin' sick! Also really liked his performance in this edit: http://www.be-mag.com/article/2159-C...gh-Battle-2011
Going to watch that again naow...
the illest dude who has a love for nintendo games
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