pick up stings greatest hits, a bottle of jergins and some scented candles so i can romantically jerk off at home![]()
Probly not legal here too but they get around it by changing inventorys (swapping out wines for more expensive varietys), inventing valentines-day exclusive recipies (meanwhile not serving their usual stuff), and 'exclusive nights' in bars with cover-charges.. Plus 'due to popular demand' type booking charges.
But seriously - I'll get my wife some flowers and we'll go to a restaurant...



why not just cook your girl something awesome...
Home cooked food over restaurants any day.
Me and my ex broke up about a month ago, before we broke up she had bought plane tickets to come visit me at university for valentines day. Between when we broke up and now, I've had sex with 3 people one of them use to be one of her best friends and she doesn't know. She still thinks her visit will fix things
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My ex is coming to visit. She bought a plane ticket to come visit me for v-day cause I go to university in a different country now. She screwed me over majorly when we broke up about a month ago. but since then I had sex with 2 girls, one of which was one of her closest friends when we were at school. My ex doesnt know this, and she still thinks she has a chance to get back together with me... ha.
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dudes with bitches
supply and demand, it happens to every flower shop. i buy roses for the lady every now and then from the same store, and they cost 12-13$, v-day every year those same roses go to 19.99$. the places ive taken her out to eat, i never see a price difference, but on the flowers for sure, they rip u off since every girl fucking has to has roses.
i'll probably just give her a card saying happy valentines day. she'll probably do the same. then we're going to get fucked up in vegas for a few days from the 21st-23rd. should be an epic valentines day getaway. =)
I am married and have no fucking clue what I'm going to do. . .
sig. . . what sig? you should know what skating looks like by now, right?

im going to the movies and seeing THE VOW....alone




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