Exactly 10 months early...
How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it'll take him 100 tries.
what a hoe
"I reflected that man is the veriest slave of custom, and that many points in the routine of his existence are deemed essentially important, which are only so at all by his having rendered them habitual"
didnt really like it. felt like she shouldve asked for money at the end for some kind of telethon.