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    Default I feel like this belongs here...NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by I shit prostate blood View Post
    That's pretty gay. I shove shit in my ass a lot but that's gay...He must be a rollerblader.
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    Whenever you post, I picture a giant Duke Nukem poster above your bed with a Duke Nukem bedspread and Duke Nukem knick-knacks and when you're finally done with the day you dream of being Duke Nukem flyin around so fast raping fat chicks that look like Duke Nukem.

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    repost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Rock View Post
    repost?
    Really? Ten bucks Jonothan posted it...
    Quote Originally Posted by I shit prostate blood View Post
    That's pretty gay. I shove shit in my ass a lot but that's gay...He must be a rollerblader.
    I will regain my throne!



    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Tary View Post
    Whenever you post, I picture a giant Duke Nukem poster above your bed with a Duke Nukem bedspread and Duke Nukem knick-knacks and when you're finally done with the day you dream of being Duke Nukem flyin around so fast raping fat chicks that look like Duke Nukem.

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    I've always admired the sport in that.
    Remember: "It is better to keep your [hands still] and appear stupid than to [respond] and remove all doubt."

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    this reminds me of the video where all these black dudes are standin around this white girl, and this one dude is tryin to put his balls in the girls butthole and his dick in her vag at the same time. shit's hilarious. +rep, a virtual high-five, and some titties for whoever finds it
    Last edited by chrisbreezyyy; 13.05.2012 at 13:55.


    "What are you doing for April Fool's?"
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    jerking off in my coffee
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisbreezyyy View Post
    this reminds me of the video where all the black dudes are standin around this white girl, and this one dude is tryin to put his balls in the girls butthole and his dick in her vag at the same time. shit's hilarious. +rep, a virtual high-five, and some titties for whoever finds it
    That just sounds....amazing...
    Quote Originally Posted by I shit prostate blood View Post
    That's pretty gay. I shove shit in my ass a lot but that's gay...He must be a rollerblader.
    I will regain my throne!



    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Tary View Post
    Whenever you post, I picture a giant Duke Nukem poster above your bed with a Duke Nukem bedspread and Duke Nukem knick-knacks and when you're finally done with the day you dream of being Duke Nukem flyin around so fast raping fat chicks that look like Duke Nukem.

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    wow,amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisbreezyyy View Post
    this reminds me of the video where all these black dudes are standin around this white girl, and this one dude is tryin to put his balls in the girls butthole and his dick in her vag at the same time. shit's hilarious. +rep, a virtual high-five, and some titties for whoever finds it
    It's called Booya.. can't seem to find it right now though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DanRine View Post
    It's called Booya.. can't seem to find it right now though.
    haha thank you! atleast somebody knows. because of that video, my friend and i always say "oo nigga"


    "What are you doing for April Fool's?"
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    jerking off in my coffee
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    http://www.nutsindaass.com/ provided this transcript of the scene:

    Tony Eveready: Hell yeah!
    TE: You say let her stick my nuts in there like that.
    Actor #2: Stick your nuts in there, nigga.
    TE: Spread them ass cheeks.
    Actor #2: Spread your ass cheeks!
    Actor #3: Spread your ass cheeks girl, spread 'em up.
    Actor #2: Spread them motherfuckers open.
    TE: Awwww, nigga.
    Actor #2: Come on, spread 'em.
    Actor #3: Awww, nigga. Get 'em... get 'em - spread 'em bitch!
    Actor #2: Relax your ass, nigga. Spread the cheeks.
    TE: He can get 'em in there, I'm trying to see if I can get my shit in there now.
    Actor #2: Get 'em in there, dawg.
    Actor #4: My balls too tight for that shit.
    Actor #3: Awww... that's right, bitch.
    TE: Shit... first nut's in there, right nut in that motherfucker.
    Actor #2: That's right, bitch!
    Actor #4: Nigga! My balls too tight for that shit, nigga.
    Actor #3: Oh man! Freak that bitch out den, Tone!
    Actor #2: Who you talkin' to, nigga?
    Actor #3: Freak that bitch out then, Tone!
    TE: Awww, yeahhh... Nutsack don't wanna leave that fuckin' asshole.
    Actor #4: N-Nuts -- nutsa -- nutsack in the asshole. Let's see if you can flip the dick now. Flip the dick down the pussy!
    Actor #2: Ohhh, clown on her.
    Actor #4: Nigga, flip the dick
    TE: Nigga, what - what.
    Actor #2: That nigga clownin'!
    Actor #3: What, what!
    Actor #2: Nuts in da ass, dick in da pussy, ain't it? Mmmhmmm. You's a nasty girl, ain't ya.
    Actor #4: That's the first time I ever seen that shit like that.
    Actor #4: Nuts in da ass, dick in da pussy. Aww shit nigga, what.
    TE: Now, I'm gonna go try this at home! I'm like shit, nigga,I'll sit there and do this at home. That asshole tight, keepin' my nutssnug - it won't even let my nuts out the ass.
    Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?
    Actor #3: Fuck you, bitch.
    TE: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out ... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!
    Actor #4: Now you gotta DP.
    TE: You gettin' DP'd any god damn way. Look at that, assholedon't even wanna let my nuts out ... yeeeeaaah. God dammit, mmhmmm. Younasty ass bitch.
    Actor #4: Mmmm.

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    fuck, titties and beer beat me to it.

    In July 2007, Eveready was stopped by police along Haskell Avenue while driving his Chrysler sedan without license plates. At the time, Eveready had been on parole for spousal abuse.[2] During a search of his vehicle, officers found four grams of cocaine and $389 on his person. In addition, his vehicle contained a digital scale, a loaded semiautomatic, a handgun, and a collapsible baton on the driver’s seat. He claimed to the police that the weapons were used in his videos as props.[2] Eveready's post-arrest interview revealed that he had slipped into drug-dealing when his porn work was slow.[3] He was indicted the following October.[2]
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    Look mom I am a star!

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    mannn i got excited, clicked the link, and it's just some bullshit music video


    "What are you doing for April Fool's?"
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    jerking off in my coffee
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisbreezyyy View Post
    this reminds me of the video where all these black dudes are standin around this white girl, and this one dude is tryin to put his balls in the girls butthole and his dick in her vag at the same time. shit's hilarious. +rep, a virtual high-five, and some titties for whoever finds it
    freak that bitch tone!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew Shannon View Post
    mind blown
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew Shannon View Post
    +rep, you've earned it


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    and as promised:




    "What are you doing for April Fool's?"
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    jerking off in my coffee
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