It's taken me 9 months but it was worth it. I just left him at home alone for the weekend and he took care of himself. I just pour a whole pile of cat food into his bowl, put down the toilet seat and i'm set.
UPDATE: ok here's a video that I took a few weeks ago (the noise in the background is the shower):
NOTE...this was an old vid so he's still in Step 3 of the program, so you will still see a training seat.
Since then he has gone off the training seat and he's 100% using the regular toilet seat now. It's so fucking awesome words can't describe it. I live in a tiny apartment and I was sick of smelling his piss and shit all the time so I had to do this
1) Ok here are my tips. First use Kitty Kwitter:
It's a 3 step process.
2) Have heaps, and heaps, and heaps of fucking patience. I mean heaps. If you think you're too smart and want to leap ahead by all means, but you'll lose 6 months of work in an instant. You'll find it's actually very easy as long as you're patient. I thought it would be a nightmare of constantly having to pick him up and put him back on the toilet for months but it was nothing like that. BUT as long as you're patient when moving from Step 1, 2 to 3.
3) Step 1 has no hole, Step 2 has a hole...the cat freaks the fuck out when he first sees the hole. I have a secret trick. Cover the hole with newspaper and cut a slit down it. That way he thinks there's no hole, but his shit still disappears. It works.