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    Default Fuck yes, my cat now shits in the toilet

    It's taken me 9 months but it was worth it. I just left him at home alone for the weekend and he took care of himself. I just pour a whole pile of cat food into his bowl, put down the toilet seat and i'm set.

    -discuss-

    UPDATE: ok here's a video that I took a few weeks ago (the noise in the background is the shower):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KazTQSNGw7A

    NOTE...this was an old vid so he's still in Step 3 of the program, so you will still see a training seat.

    Since then he has gone off the training seat and he's 100% using the regular toilet seat now. It's so fucking awesome words can't describe it. I live in a tiny apartment and I was sick of smelling his piss and shit all the time so I had to do this



    1) Ok here are my tips. First use Kitty Kwitter:

    http://www.litterkwitter.com/en/index.php

    It's a 3 step process.

    2) Have heaps, and heaps, and heaps of fucking patience. I mean heaps. If you think you're too smart and want to leap ahead by all means, but you'll lose 6 months of work in an instant. You'll find it's actually very easy as long as you're patient. I thought it would be a nightmare of constantly having to pick him up and put him back on the toilet for months but it was nothing like that. BUT as long as you're patient when moving from Step 1, 2 to 3.

    3) Step 1 has no hole, Step 2 has a hole...the cat freaks the fuck out when he first sees the hole. I have a secret trick. Cover the hole with newspaper and cut a slit down it. That way he thinks there's no hole, but his shit still disappears. It works.
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    LOL

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    Edit or it didn't happen.

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    Dude, seriously, cat flap.

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    I'm skeptical. I have to see that.

    If it's true, how did you teach the cat that? Are you going to teach him how to flush as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro Sanchez View Post
    I'm skeptical. I have to see that.

    If it's true, how did you teach the cat that? Are you going to teach him how to flush as well?
    Lot's of people do it. My uncle's cat would poop in the toilet. He said he just put it's litter box in the toilet after draining all the water out of the bowl to train the cat.

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    Amazing.
    soon.

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    Edit, plz

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    pics or didn't happen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HollyBoni View Post
    pics or didn't happen!
    this
    Remember: "It is better to keep your [hands still] and appear stupid than to [respond] and remove all doubt."

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    haha cool. amazing if you taught him how to flush.


    "What are you doing for April Fool's?"
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    jerking off in my coffee
    that'll teach me

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisbreezyyy View Post
    haha cool. amazing if you taught him how to flush.
    Yes I'm actually considering that. I'm thinking either some sort of pressure sensitive pedal, or a motion activated sensor. It'll probably take me ages to figure out as I've never used Arduino before.


    Once I get this figured out I'm all set, cause he self feeds (he won't eat himself to death like some animals). I could probably rent a place just for him and he'll be fine.

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    Also another tip is don't get all excited and shit when you see him do it. He'll freak out and wonder what he's doing wrong. Just act cool like nothing has changed.

    Although it's hard not to freak out when you first see it in person, it's mind blowing. Cats are so fucking smart it's amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ty View Post
    Cats are so fucking smart it's amazing.
    Lol yeah right, girls are fucking smart too eh?

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    I wiped my ass with a cat

    Quote Originally Posted by tonyrivituso View Post
    this post is about as useful as a bag of dicks at an ani difranco concert.

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    That's pretty fucking awesome.


    Quote Originally Posted by *ROYALwithCHEESE* View Post
    I wiped my ass with a cat

    That's pretty fucking awesome.

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    Congratulations

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    Quote Originally Posted by salomonskater View Post
    Lol yeah right, girls are fucking smart too eh?
    another issue entirely


    "What are you doing for April Fool's?"
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    jerking off in my coffee
    that'll teach me

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkyROL View Post
    Damn, I gotta try this.
    Shitting in a toilet?

    Quote Originally Posted by tonyrivituso View Post
    this post is about as useful as a bag of dicks at an ani difranco concert.

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