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Thread: Zombie virus is spreading "Man Accused Of Eating Wife's Lips"

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    Default Zombie virus is spreading "Man Accused Of Eating Wife's Lips"


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    zombies don't cut body parts off to eat them, they take that shit with they teeth


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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisbreezyyy View Post
    zombies don't cut body parts off to eat them, they take that shit with they teeth
    Early phase maybe? Dunno lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by Espen View Post
    Early phase maybe? Dunno lol
    no no no. it goes: get bitten, feel sick, die, come back to "life", fuck shit up


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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisbreezyyy View Post
    no no no. it goes: get bitten, feel sick, die, come back to "life", fuck shit up
    Ah ok, very few zombies in Scandinavia at the time.



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    lol were all fucked I'm hiding out in the mall

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    theres a difference between cannibalism and zombies
    zombies die then comeback

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    Quote Originally Posted by *crooked* View Post
    theres a difference between cannibalism and zombies
    zombies die then comeback
    NO if you are bit you are infected you don't have to die

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    you get bit you die then re awake a zombie after your heart stops
    been like that since night of the living dead

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    Clearly there's a scientific debate among experts



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    Quote Originally Posted by Espen View Post
    Clearly there's a scientific debate among experts

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    yeah but do they have their PHD in Zombology? i do


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    Do they die from gunshots or just decapitation? srs...

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    both, but if you wanna be absolutely sure, decapitation is the way to go


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    Sweet, finally, packing a machete every day of my life might pay off.

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    i wonder if theyll make facebook pages.

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    I find aliens to be more believable than fucking zombies.

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