If you could go back in time and say something to your 12 year old self...

[usdrolla34]

God isn't real....jerk off all ya want!

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

Don't jerk off at your best friends house because his mum will catch you in the act.

[Pedro Sanchez]

Jerk off at your best friends house because his mum will catch you in the act

[Red Rider]

Quit rollerblading. You're still young enough to start doing a real sport and being decently good. And don't waste your time on Amy, she's never going to put out.

[DnEhThEnD]

when I was twelve I had zero fear of god

being you at twelve must have been shitty

[chris duke]

Stop touching your dick, don't rollerblade, snowboard with the Minneapolis crew because they are all going to be sponsored and famous in 10 years.

[R-MONEY$$$]

"stop drinking soda you little fatty".

[gen2roller]

"ez bruv"

[RollerDorkMofo]

Skating the bottom rail on bike racks will teach you nothing, start jumping on the top of it you pussy.

In three years you'll have the chance to lose your virginity in a three some, don't be a pussy and do that shit.

[NathanC]

Get a skateboard, fuck art, stick with guitar.

[Matt.G]

When you sprain you ankle when you are 14, don't keep skating on it, it will ruin parts of your rollerblading fun forever!
Seriously my ankle never recovered from that, always having problems.

[Matt.G]

Oh, and no good can come out of smoking weed all day every day, really wished I had kept it more moderately. Today makes 9 months exactly that I haven't smoked weed and I still feel all burnt out and shit.

[fast eddie]

[teedoab]

In two years you'll discover rollerblading. Try crazier tricks, because most of your injuries will happen doing stupid things, like riding a sheep (don't ride that sheep, it will destroy your knee & you will struggle to get back in shape for years). Stick with skiing, & go learn mute 360's before Jonny Moseley. You'll be a star. The 49ers won't win a Super Bowl after '94. Don't get so emotional about it.

Oh, & Huey Lewis & the News will disappear. It's all right, have a good time, 'cause it's all right. Whoa, it's all right. You'll always have those tapes.

[bobgross]

Start taking art seriously, don't wait until your junior year of high school. Learn to paint early.

Start rollerblading. Don't do only mizous for a year. Don't buy those Xsjados. Don't buy those VII's. Don't buy those DT4's. Smoke at LMS. Drink at your first BCSD. Don't eat Jeff Dalnas' sandwich, he's right about the mustard.

Stay away from pies sold at gas stations, you will feel like you've been fisted by a leaking car battery.

[chris duke]

Try crazier tricks, because most of your injuries will happen doing stupid things, like riding a sheep (don't ride that sheep, it will destroy your knee & you will struggle to get back in shape for years).

Haha, sheep.

[Flandangle]

Buy skates now, idiot. But buy small.

Also, invest in Google.

[Alex Coe]

Buy skates now, idiot. But buy small.

Also, invest in Google.

Good, very good sir.

[gRANT]

you are not a size 11

[CerealGuy]

you will never be a size 11

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