I have made the most useful rollerblading tool of the decade...

[NickL]

I present to you, in prototype form, the OFFICIAL 2013 ROLLERBLADING TIME CONVERSION CHART TOOL.

Behold:



Whatever a homie from your crew or an industry executive/representative professional tells you is represented by the "ROLLERBLADING TIME" line. You simply slide the red line into that space, and it correlates to the actual time that event will occur in the "REALITY TIME" line.

Here are a few examples:

Text message: "Yo dawg, I'll be at the skatepark later today! Come through!"


Your homie might possibly be there in three hours, but he's more likely to be there tomorrow afternoon.



Official press release by The Conference: "The Xsjado 2.0 will be available in shops next month."


Yeah, the Xsjado 2.0 might come out in the next 5-7 months, but it will most likely be available in 2014.



Like I said this is just my prototype/draft of the chart. I'm working on the official final version, which should be out soon.

[!!!]

+rep.

[KUBINS]

Nothing short of incredible

[Apsley Cherry-Garrard]

ultimate lulz

[jemc]

LMFAO! XDD i swear you gotta add pothead time to for the smokers

[:bran^don:]

+rep.

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[Dre]

Sorry nick, i am officially steeeeling this. you will be compensated (inb4 montre)

[rnc]

well played, sir... +rep

[Dr. Zaius]

ouch

[s.]

I like it, except "soon..."

IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE

[anton_mr]

I like it, except "soon..."

IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE

Soon. is more like "may or may not happen in the very near future or possibly later but definitely earlier than expected if expected correctly"

[anton_mr]

I'd also add "when Julio gives a permission" according to recent events which may equal to eternity if there is no setup picture involved

[!!!]

this should actually be a t-shirt, get amall on that. haha.

[Caddywumpus]

this should actually be a t-shirt, get amall on that. haha.

WOULD BUY.

[-nico-]

Genius. But I think to make it a little easier to read you should flip flop the rollerblading time and reality timelines from top to bottom. Just my 2centz

[:bran^don:]

Genius. But I think to make it a little easier to read you should flip flop the rollerblading time and reality timelines from top to bottom. Just my 2centz

+1

[NickL]

Genius. But I think to make it a little easier to read you should flip flop the rollerblading time and reality timelines from top to bottom. Just my 2centz

That's actually the way I started doing it, but then I just started doing it the wrong way and didn't feel like starting over haha.

[DnEhThEnD]

don't forget, be-lag adds at least 40-60 minutes to rollerblade time

[Monday]

Good stuff, saw this on the front page earlier today.

And what s. said, of course...

[Monday]

+1

That's what I was thinking, too. But really, I have not yet understood the whole algorythm behind the whole thing so I better not comment on that.