Fuck drinks alone can ring your bar tab up to 125$. Nice.
Speaking of clubs, there's an all ages "rave" deal that goes down every Saturday night a block from my gfs house, and it's packed full of underaged raver kids. We want to dress up as old parents and storm in there calling out names of our "children", and then grab one startled teen and tell him he's ground and he has to come home with us. shit would be so fucking funny.