I just pissed off my gf lol. I told her there were two types of people (in relation to pizza, kitchen stuff, being careful):
A hot pizza arrives on your table at a restaurant. Some people use the pizza server/spatula and make sure the cheese is cut and separated, then they take the pizza from the tray to the plate using the spatula. Others just grab it by the crust to pick it up, then the pizza hangs straight down and all the cheese and toppings fall all over the place.
I told her I was the first type and she was the second, and she slammed a door and we had to argue about it for at least 5 minutes/
This is the only picture representation I can find, but I don't think it really does the concept justice:
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Putnam.
soon.
putnammy on the teetans
grundel - that little flap of skin between your cock and your ass that has too much hair and itches like fuck
hahahaha
programmer methinks
i dunno i just post him in chats for the lulz
birthday announcement on monday
Damn Kent is hot, srsly.
Fuck, Aubrey Plaza is so damn attractive to me. I don't even know why, she just fucking is. On Parks and Rec she's so gloomy and apathetic and generally in a bad mood, and for some reason that makes her OSM. She's not even that hot.
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soon.
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