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    Default Bruised Balls! (halp!)

    well folks i was just toying with myself and noticed that i have a large very dark bruise front and center on my scrotum.
    center is a dark dark navyish color, then magenta, then fades out to yellow.
    and there's no pain.

    i wonder if it has something to do with my car accident from last week.
    whats the be-mag diagnosis?

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    AIDS

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    blue balls?


    try jerkin it again

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    Swine

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    i had sex with a hippie chick on friday. hairy pits (strongly opposed to deoderant btw), hairy crotch, and she just shaved her dreads for charity.

    no bruises though. tough break nigga

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    stop pounding the beezies so hard

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    when i broke my urethra, a few days afterwards nearly my entire sack turned dark dark navy blue. I'm sure it is some sort of bruise due to your car accident. Don't worry unless it is there for a long time

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    see if you have 'varicocielli' ballz... its some thing where your nut gets big and veiny and bruised and its a permanent thing but pretty common. like 4 percent of guys. someone i know had it. cant remember the spelling but it sounds like

    vare - ih - cowe - chell - eee

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    Quote Originally Posted by nlausch
    i had sex with a hippie chick on friday. hairy pits (strongly opposed to deoderant btw), hairy crotch, and she just shaved her dreads for charity.

    no bruises though. tough break nigga

    Jesus.

    So she was hairy as fuck, smelly, and bald?

    Not even I could do that, and I have pretty low fucking standards.

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    nice tittays though. liquor is a bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by nlausch


    nice tittays though. liquor is a bitch

    dear god...did she climb out of a well and crawl through your TV and rape you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nlausch


    nice tittays though. liquor is a bitch



    You made my morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nlausch


    nice tittays though. liquor is a bitch
    holy shit i think my balls healed themselves

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    Quote Originally Posted by nlausch
    i had sex with a hippie chick on friday. hairy pits (strongly opposed to deoderant btw), hairy crotch, and she just shaved her dreads for charity.

    no bruises though. tough break nigga
    wow. i'm impressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knucklehead
    Quote Originally Posted by nlausch


    nice tittays though. liquor is a bitch

    dear god...did she climb out of a well and crawl through your TV and rape you?




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    Quote Originally Posted by biggest fag on be-mag
    Quote Originally Posted by nlausch
    i had sex with a hippie chick on friday. hairy pits (strongly opposed to deoderant btw), hairy crotch, and she just shaved her dreads for charity.

    no bruises though. tough break nigga
    wow. i'm impressed.
    I bet you would LOVE to hit that...

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    Try washing them more. Maybe its grime.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch_Bcn
    Try washing them more. Maybe its grime.
    at first i thought it was from the purple briefs i wore yesterday, no such luck though
    i have switched back to boxers though, since i dont need to impress anyone with tight pantsss right now, being stuck at home and all.

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    There are far too many posts referring to Tra's genitals on this page.

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