PROJECTILE shits discussion...

[macon deals]

so i work at kroger now of course... and i was about to go take a slam and as soon as i go in to the bathroom i smell this horrible shit smell and im like damn someone already beat me to it... and then i go in to the stall and i see shit ALL OVER the wall behind the toilet and all over the back of the toilet kind of like it got sprayed on it like water in a hose and it sort of gave the whole toilet accept the very front a semi brown tint accept the worse spots which had shit all on them...

i then thought back to if this had ever happened to me and i have NEVER had shits shoot so hard they would do something like this...

[fast eddie]

[HOSS]

pix?

[DnEhThEnD]

I always see the same and wonder if they were trying to funny or have some sort of serious problem, do they do that at home? i hate when i lift the seat at a fast food place (with my foot) and see shit on the underside of the seat, how do you do that?

[BMV]

I saw that episode the other day and laughed harder than I have ever laughed at a Family Guy episode.

[Shahiem]

That shit is straight gross. It shouldn't happen if you sit down on the toilet and shit correctly though.

[ilayfatdumps]

I was driving down the freeway on my way to class, drinking a coffee, smoking, and had just taken my daily multi-vitamin. I had about 15 beers the night before so I had some mad farts. Right when I got on campus, my stomach was rumbling like crazy and my butt wanted to blow. I went to the bathroom but all the shit stalls were full. so i power walked to the next (luckily no one was in there). I didn't have time to set a seat cover down so I just hovered and released. to my surprise, it went all over the wall, seat, floor, and the heel of my shoe. I felt really bad so I tried to clean up the seat but it just smeared the shit. I would hate to be a janitor.

[MyGlockGoPopPopPop]

I was driving down the freeway on my way to class, drinking a coffee, smoking, and had just taken my daily multi-vitamin. I had about 15 beers the night before so I had some mad farts. Right when I got on campus, my stomach was rumbling like crazy and my butt wanted to blow. I went to the bathroom but all the shit stalls were full. so i power walked to the next (luckily no one was in there). I didn't have time to set a seat cover down so I just hovered and released. to my surprise, it went all over the wall, seat, floor, and the heel of my shoe. I felt really bad so I tried to clean up the seat but it just smeared the shit. I would hate to be a janitor.

You're gross as fuck, you should never have told that story to anybody.

[Pulp]

I was driving down the freeway on my way to class, drinking a coffee, smoking, and had just taken my daily multi-vitamin. I had about 15 beers the night before so I had some mad farts. Right when I got on campus, my stomach was rumbling like crazy and my butt wanted to blow. I went to the bathroom but all the shit stalls were full. so i power walked to the next (luckily no one was in there). I didn't have time to set a seat cover down so I just hovered and released. to my surprise, it went all over the wall, seat, floor, and the heel of my shoe. I felt really bad so I tried to clean up the seat but it just smeared the shit. I would hate to be a janitor.

You're gross as fuck, you should never have told that story to anybody.

helaysfatdumps

[Santuckyskate]

I was driving down the freeway on my way to class, drinking a coffee, smoking, and had just taken my daily multi-vitamin. I had about 15 beers the night before so I had some mad farts. Right when I got on campus, my stomach was rumbling like crazy and my butt wanted to blow. I went to the bathroom but all the shit stalls were full. so i power walked to the next (luckily no one was in there). I didn't have time to set a seat cover down so I just hovered and released. to my surprise, it went all over the wall, seat, floor, and the heel of my shoe. I felt really bad so I tried to clean up the seat but it just smeared the shit. I would hate to be a janitor.

I wonder what would happen if a janitor caught you say as you were walking out of the stall? It's not quite vandalism, but in a way it's worse.

[ilayfatdumps]

I was driving down the freeway on my way to class, drinking a coffee, smoking, and had just taken my daily multi-vitamin. I had about 15 beers the night before so I had some mad farts. Right when I got on campus, my stomach was rumbling like crazy and my butt wanted to blow. I went to the bathroom but all the shit stalls were full. so i power walked to the next (luckily no one was in there). I didn't have time to set a seat cover down so I just hovered and released. to my surprise, it went all over the wall, seat, floor, and the heel of my shoe. I felt really bad so I tried to clean up the seat but it just smeared the shit. I would hate to be a janitor.

You're gross as fuck, you should never have told that story to anybody.

It was a fitting story to the subject, so I shared.

[ilayfatdumps]

I was driving down the freeway on my way to class, drinking a coffee, smoking, and had just taken my daily multi-vitamin. I had about 15 beers the night before so I had some mad farts. Right when I got on campus, my stomach was rumbling like crazy and my butt wanted to blow. I went to the bathroom but all the shit stalls were full. so i power walked to the next (luckily no one was in there). I didn't have time to set a seat cover down so I just hovered and released. to my surprise, it went all over the wall, seat, floor, and the heel of my shoe. I felt really bad so I tried to clean up the seat but it just smeared the shit. I would hate to be a janitor.

I wonder what would happen if a janitor caught you say as you were walking out of the stall? It's not quite vandalism, but in a way it's worse.

I would just be like "dude, my bad.."
or
"damn, someone fucked that shit up..."

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

I was driving down the freeway on my way to class, drinking a coffee, smoking, and had just taken my daily multi-vitamin. I had about 15 beers the night before so I had some mad farts. Right when I got on campus, my stomach was rumbling like crazy and my butt wanted to blow. I went to the bathroom but all the shit stalls were full. so i power walked to the next (luckily no one was in there). I didn't have time to set a seat cover down so I just hovered and released. to my surprise, it went all over the wall, seat, floor, and the heel of my shoe. I felt really bad so I tried to clean up the seat but it just smeared the shit. I would hate to be a janitor.

well no shit. that's why you SIT on the toilet instead of stand over it.

[Grasshoppa]

I was driving down the freeway on my way to class, drinking a coffee, smoking, and had just taken my daily multi-vitamin. I had about 15 beers the night before so I had some mad farts. Right when I got on campus, my stomach was rumbling like crazy and my butt wanted to blow. I went to the bathroom but all the shit stalls were full. so i power walked to the next (luckily no one was in there). I didn't have time to set a seat cover down so I just hovered and released. to my surprise, it went all over the wall, seat, floor, and the heel of my shoe. I felt really bad so I tried to clean up the seat but it just smeared the shit. I would hate to be a janitor.

I wonder what would happen if a janitor caught you say as you were walking out of the stall? It's not quite vandalism, but in a way it's worse.

I would just be like "dude, my bad.."
or
"damn, someone fucked that shit up..."

hahahahhaha and then he would beat the life out of you with a broom handle

[hogie]

i used to clean airplanes. one day some one projectile shitted all over the damn bathroom. i told my supervisor that they didn't pay me enough to ever, EVER clean up some ones projectile shit. luckily someone else with a higher regard for their job volunteered. he was given time and a half for the day. so not worth it.

[ericct]

i've seen this like 3 times and each time I have NO idea how it happens. I walked into some ceiling action once at a dunkin donuts. fuckin poop on the ceiling. it was incredible. I figured someone went simian and started throwing things, but the consistency and spray make it seem like someone took a fat dump and then threw some dynamite in there.

bottom line, there was poop on the ceiling.

[Grasshoppa]

i used to clean airplanes. one day some one projectile shitted all over the damn bathroom. i told my supervisor that they didn't pay me enough to ever, EVER clean up some ones projectile shit. luckily someone else with a higher regard for their job volunteered. he was given time and a half for the day. so not worth it.

i did the same thing at my old job but my boss felt bad i guess and cleaned it up. a good rule of thumb for me is that if it was in someones body at some point im not fucking touching it.

[ilayfatdumps]

i've seen this like 3 times and each time I have NO idea how it happens. I walked into some ceiling action once at a dunkin donuts. fuckin poop on the ceiling. it was incredible. I figured someone went simian and started throwing things, but the consistency and spray make it seem like someone took a fat dump and then threw some dynamite in there.

bottom line, there was poop on the ceiling.

In grade school, there was a "special needs" kid who would smear shit on the walls, toilet seats, and throw it on the ceiling. It was pretty bad.

[Shahiem]

I was driving down the freeway on my way to class, drinking a coffee, smoking, and had just taken my daily multi-vitamin. I had about 15 beers the night before so I had some mad farts. Right when I got on campus, my stomach was rumbling like crazy and my butt wanted to blow. I went to the bathroom but all the shit stalls were full. so i power walked to the next (luckily no one was in there). I didn't have time to set a seat cover down so I just hovered and released. to my surprise, it went all over the wall, seat, floor, and the heel of my shoe. I felt really bad so I tried to clean up the seat but it just smeared the shit. I would hate to be a janitor.

I wonder what would happen if a janitor caught you say as you were walking out of the stall? It's not quite vandalism, but in a way it's worse.

I would just be like "dude, my bad.."
or
"damn, someone fucked that shit up..."

LULZ like a motherfucker! haha