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[Rotgut]

Rollerblading is not gay. You know what is gay . . .

"Am I cool yet? I'm trying real hard to be cool, guys. I really want to break into the mainsteam. Am I cool?

That's fucking gay.

Rollerblading and punching people in the face who talk shit . . . now, that's fucking cool.

Thank fucking god someone has some sense. A good friend once said "there's nothing uncooler than trying to prove how cool you are".

[gRANT]

I read the whole thing. and to think we as rollerbladers r not judge on looks is just foolish. i look like a normal dude, chad looks like a cross dressing 17 year old on his first gay date.
sorry i want the best foot forward for the sport. the NFL wouldnt go around promoting a gay player who dresses like a mixture of 70's/homeless, theyd promote the guy who puts the best face on what they r doing and has mass market appeal and does not make them look bad. once again, im sorry for wanting the best for rollerblading.

geez dude, you're lucky your friends that dress similarly to Chad give you so much slack