The Review (pictures included)

**jonathan** · 22.07.2009, 00:19

WARNING

What you're about to read will possible be traumatizing, for it depicts graphic details about anal stimulation. Read at your own risk

When I first heard about a prostate massager, they advertized it as "hands free" orgasm. Further research showed me that the prostate is the males "g-spot" and one of the only ways to actually reach it is via anal stimulation.

I made a post questioning why it would be gay? and what made it become gay? Yes, homosexuals play with their anus, but they also eat food, walk in shoes, and talk in a language. We do this too, so in our fear to be simular to them, does that make us "gay" as well? I never had any attractions towards the same sex. But I did feel gay around the begining of highschool because I stuck a finger up my ass while masturbating a few times. I enjoyed it too, which made me think I was gay. Problem was, I didn't like men.

Anyways, after reading about prostate stimulation, I learned it is actually healthy for the prostate to be stimulated, prevents inflammation, and even cancer.

So I bought.

Here's how my first night went.

I was sucessful in getting it in there. I put a condom around it for easy clean up. It burned SOOO bad, that I had to stop right when i started. It was because there was still shit inside me, and they were being squeezed and pushed on the walls of my anus. That shit burns... literally. What I should have done, was got a little self enima kit and flushed out any shit in me for a easier time + clean up.

I was dedicated though. I pooped and tried to get the last bit out of me. tried it again. Still hurt. Once my ass was use to having it in there, i tried it but after I came it was "meh" like usual.

It took me a few tries before my body truly was comfortable with having that piece of plastic inside me. I didn't understand, because I was all for this, I thought it would be great, and then it was a complete let down.

I had regrets.

Well when my body did adapt to it, it was great. But what they mean by "hands free" is that you do not touch the massager. Did you know that when you masturbate, your anus by nature flexes? Well this massager is formed to work with the flexing and it applies pressure to your prostate. doing this actually gave me a pleasurable sensation, and when I came... it was... epic.

I literally cummed for 15 seconds... straight. I completely drained my balls. It was amazing. I had some paper towels layed by my side, and on my stomach because i sorta planned for something like that... but boy was i wrong. I shot loads up by my shoulder, over to the far side of my bed (1-2 feet) and in different directions. I couldn't control my aiming and my towels i layed out were not far enough. they were too close. It was insaine.

Now I do it about once a week. That's all I need, and all i ever care to do.

At this point, the biggest draw back.. and it's a major one. When you cum, everything is super sensitive. Especially the anus. It's actually easy getting the thing up your ass, but making it come out is another story.

You may think "oh, i'll just shit it out"... right. it's like a fish hook. the end has a head, and it slides out easy up until that point, then it shoots out like a rocket due to the lub or just being up your ass.

Imagine a rubber band... when you stretch it back, and snap it on the back of your friends neck. You think your friends neck hurts? THink about the rubber band. THa'ts your anus. Tha'ts how it feels. It hurts so fucking bad that I say to myself "fuck that, never again." ... but a week goes by and I want a epic orgasm so I wind up in that situation again... sitting down with a piece of plastic in my butt thinking about how to take it out with little pain.

Overall:

If you're interested in it. Read up on it. Buy the smallest size as possible and give it at least 4 tries.

You'll learn to enjoy it a lot.

If you're not interested. Don't worry about it, you definitely do not need that in your life and it wont be something you'll miss out on... well... except an epic cum shot.