The Review (pictures included)

[jonathan]

Did you ever achieve the hands free orgasim?

No.




That shit is too hard.

[Tra]

Wow this is easily the most epic, legendary, shit ive ever seen on this board.
BRAVO sir, indeed.







Also:
"It's not gay sex if you're not gay."

[Tra]

Own a piece of be-mag history!
The infamous prostate massager (straight out of jonathan's butthole) is for sale. I'll bet if you bought it he would even warm it up for you.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/for/1363508145.html

I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT.
HOW DID I EVER MISS THIS THREAD.
IM LOLGASMING.

I purchased the Aneros Helix prostate massager this last July. I deeply enjoyed using this product. But I am looking for something new to fill my void. I upgraded to a Aneros Maximus. There is nothing wrong with the Helix. I have had many great memories with it. It still does the job, but it's only natural that I move on to bigger and better things.

I recommend buying some heavy duty cleaner when buying this. I am a busy man working full time and am only able to clean it about once a month. So there is a slight light brown staining around the device. It shouldn't effect performance of it though.

If you have any questions, feel free to shoot me a email, and I'll be more than happy to help you out. Thanks for looking.

[jonathan]

[Monday]

Posting in prostate thread

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[gambiacrumember]

Holy post resurrection Batman.

[cminor]

I purchased the Aneros Helix prostate massager this last July. I deeply enjoyed using this product. But I am looking for something new to fill my void. I upgraded to a Aneros Maximus. There is nothing wrong with the Helix. I have had many great memories with it. It still does the job, but it's only natural that I move on to bigger and better things.

I recommend buying some heavy duty cleaner when buying this. I am a busy man working full time and am only able to clean it about once a month. So there is a slight light brown staining around the device. It shouldn't effect performance of it though.

If you have any questions, feel free to shoot me a email, and I'll be more than happy to help you out. Thanks for looking.

Haha I was there when this was written.

[Fetus]

Haha I was there when this was written.

How does it feel to be the girlfriend of a man who needs anal stimulation to be satisfied?

[cminor]

How does it feel to be the girlfriend of a man who needs anal stimulation to be satisfied?

as good as it sounds.
It's awesome actually.

[I shit prostate blood]

shit...

[Special ED]

this is amazing. hopefully it turns into a thread that gets posted on other forums and it saves rollerblading.

[gnargnarshredder]

hahahaha xD

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

neverforget

[s.]

hey after we're done skating lets have a big gay orgy like last time

[Red Rider]

Please HOF this.

[bostonsk8er]

definitely deserves HOF status... lol'ed till i cried... haven't done that since bush's last speech....

[Matthew Shannon]

putting a condom on that thing was a bad idea...

[Matthew Shannon]

as good as it sounds.
It's awesome actually.

do you enjoy anal stimulation?

[cminor]

do you enjoy anal stimulation?

No, but without getting graphic it's awesome to have that control of someone else's pleasure.

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

No, but without getting graphic it's awesome to have that control of someone else's pleasure.

That sounds wrong on so many levels. Im a sick human being (dont get me wrong) but you miss made me shudder in the bad touch kind of way.

I may not masturbate tonite....good day