Brian Bruno Rollerblades?

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Yes, he does Be-Mags. Some even say he does it quite well. I say he does it bandana'd.

Yes, he does Be-Mags. Some even say he does it quite well. I say he does it bandana'd. (Firefox's spell check just went ape shit on me for using "bandana'd", but I consider myself a pioneer so I'll continue my trailblazing through the English language)

Brian Bruno is a little spark plug with USD skates, and if you don't believe my words, then watch this Scribe Industries edit over at Vimeo http://www.vimeo.com/5332434

Brian Bruno / Am-Edit #1 / Scribe Industries from Daniel Fabiano

Wheel edits are an odd bunch. All they really prove is that the wheels roll and don't explode on impact, but that's something I expect from any wheel company. I want to see a wheel company lite the wheels on fire and have a skater do some tricks (don't worry he can have a helmet on for safety without losing cool points). That way I know if my wheels ever catch flame I would still be able to skate. Maybe shoot the wheels with guns and attach them to fireworks, shit I'm just throwing out ideas here, but someone needs to make a wheel edit that makes the excited little child-like consumer inside me get a raging 'holy-shit' boner. I'm talking flacid to raging skin spike in 2 seconds flat. Now, I'm excited about Brian Bruno's skating, but when I got to the end I told my goldfish Winston that lives on my desk that I bet he could have done that on any wheels.

What am I getting at? Get Michael Bay on your wheels. I want robots with testicles and stereotypical racist characters running around talking about how they don't read. Have you not seen Transformers 2 yet? It sucked.

What do you think about Wheel edits? How spark plug is Brian Bruno? Did Transformers 2 Suck?(it did) Tell me in the comments you assholes.